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Elle Driver

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Never posted in this particular thread yet but I'm high as fukk and have a random story I just remembered that I want to share

When I was in 3rd grade our teacher made us write poems as an assignment. I wasn't the least bit interested but everyone was writing one even my friends who I usually shoot the shyt with.

We were told to write about what we see when we look in the mirror. Since I didn't want to do it i literally put "when I look in the mirror i see my eyes that make me. When I look in the mirror i see my mouth that helps me eat" and did that for my whole body:lolbron:. I thought I was gonna get a failing grade but my teacher was raving about it. She told my mom about it and had me and another student entered in the school paper. You would've thought I wrote Macbeth the way she was telling everyone about it. I was in a talented and gifted class and the other student who got entered in the paper was some pretentious high class girl who was actually good at poetry and wrote some shyt about the seasons and shyt. She was hating on me hard and I don't blame her. She was like "all he did was list the parts of his body":stopitslime:

So now the teacher wants us to write more poems because now she was gonna enter it in the state wide poetry contest I wrote another one that was considered good and finished top 10 I think I was 6th or 7th. I had no interest in poetry but had to keep up the facade because it made everyone happy, from a poem I wrote just to pass time. Long story short it took about 2 more poems to see I had a spark when I started but now I'm just garbage type shyt.

Random ass story I just wanted to share at the moment don't judge me :manny:
 

FatherSimp

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Damn this fat bytch neck was sooooooooooooo good brehs







I fed her and paid for her Uber back home :francis::mjlol::mjlit:
 

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Aye, what's that kind of pain that will never hurt/That level of effort in which you wont exert/That knowledge base geniuses will kill for/And that fake love folks keep it real for/Dont mind me I'm just trying to sound smart n shyt/There go Will again, why he always starting shyt/Why he always talking bout investing/Oh he Teacher now think he got some lessons/And I dont give a fukk about that book reading/Pssh, he a Vegan now who cares bout what he be eating/I dont hit like but some of that shyt he say, it be alright/Just posted his daughter and she almost his height (lol)/Yea, yea you wanna be Millionaire/But a Mill not what it used to be so who really care/Aye, I can feel the comments folks will never say/And you'll lose every game you to scared to play/Maybe fear is a lack confidence/And when confidence is real you can start a lot of shyt/Like a path towards wealth and prosperity/Like the best father I could ever be/Lifestyle changes for health and longevity/Hurt with no pain trying to make a better me...
 
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