Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Yeah, Crohn's causes inflammation in the intestine and doctor's need to see how bad it is. The worse it is, the more likely surgery is.

I've avoided medication and surgery and I plan on keeping that way.

I've had a hernia in the past and from time to time even now as an adult I have lightning bolt flare ups where I have abdominal cramps and I can't walk then it vanishes like nothing happened in a day or two. I'm scared to go to the doctors now. When I had a hernia on my groin the pain felt like I was about to give birth. Felt like my groin was gonna implode. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.

Fixing my diet I think somewhat saved me too.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Chris Stuckmann just gave Marriage story a A+ and his reviews are usually my go to...but man this one looks depressing as hell as its about divorce and looks to be one of those blunt realistic as fukk type stories

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

fukk it I'm watching it now


*edit nvm don't come out on netflix til the 6th of december

People saying the trailer too upbeat, the movie is way more depressing and somber

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The older I get, the more powerful Eve's Bayou is a movie to me....

The layers of this movie is something....

Samuel's character of opening his heart on his weakness of needing to be a hero is what lead his downfall into temptations and adultry, and it becomes much more relatable since I can see myself with that same type of weakness. You think I'd never...until it happens. Then watching him juggle that while accidently creating an electra complex with his daughter and being so confused by the whole situation he resorts to once again doing something he'd never in his life imagine he'd do....


This movie man

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The sister was cursed...every man she ever fell in love with was a dead man, without fail they would die.

She met Julian the painter


She was afraid of falling cause she know what would happen...and I'm fairly sure julian knows of her psychic power cause the reason he even met her was to use her powers to confirm his suspicion of his wife being in love with another man....knowing that being with this woman was certain death, he chooses to love her anyway...




To be able to say you'd give your life just for a little bit of happyness....for some worth more than a lifetime of hurt and pain, makes you think

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Tyler Perry took "cheaters ain't shyt" to the absolute maximum level in Tempation jesus christ

 

[Prynce]

I'm trying to find the perfect balance of righteousness and ratchetness

A lot of people way too uptight. Life is fukkery, why not embrace it sometimes?

 

[Prynce]

Don't let them fool you or even try to school you. We've got a mine of our own.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Jill Scott is a perfect example of a woman who dun lost her fukking mind in Why did I get married too

I wish my wife would be SECRETLY taking care of her cancer ridden ex husband


What in the entire fukk was that female thinking

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

But let us take the time to worship this black queen

God truly broke the mold lord hammercy




The unspeakable shyt I'd do to have this woman naked in my home

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

This scene rightchea tho....man



This scene right here taught me that even the most angelic of angels could have done some nasty ass shyt




I learned a long as time ago, don't ask no woman for her past...you ain't ready for the answer even if you think you is pleighboi




If she feel it ain't yo business, it won't ever be ya business




Terrance Howard knew what them roses was really smelling like but wanted Morris Chesnut to figure out the aroma on his own, some GMB shyt

 

[stave]

Titties might be a B but that ass is a double D

might make some kids tonight

 

[stave]

But let us take the time to worship this black queen

God truly broke the mold lord hammercy




The unspeakable shyt I'd do to have this woman naked in my home

She been number one on the draft board since Malibu's Most Wanted. I sat through that shyt just looking like

then we got that Scary Movie sequel... and more

She a baaaaaaaad motherfukker and I would bush 99% of hoes for her

funny and cute is deadly

factor in age

 

[Paper Boi]

shaming brehs for buying expensive sneakers, something i sometimes do because i think brehs in their 40s still acting like hypebeasts is kinda pathetic is something i'm never gonna do again.


my girl just showed me the expensive pairs of boots she bought today on sale for like $200.



she bought more than one pair of shyt at that price too.


at least she ain't ask me to pay though, perks of new relationship with a woman with her own money.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

You know what's better than getting leaks of your favorite IG hoe sextape?

When that shyt is fire nikka





God bless women who love recording their sexcapades and showing nikkas, yall literally make this planet better