Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

I just had a I'm a dumbass moment

Mom: Order a new coffee pot for your grandmother, and not electric.

Me: Aight on amazon I see one for 20, a steel percolator....that's crazy just like the song

Mom: Duh thats why the song named that, to shake like the pot

Me: Wait percolator wasn't a word created for the song?

 

[letti cook]

I just had a I'm a dumbass moment

Mom: Order a new coffee pot for your grandmother, and not electric.

Me: Aight on amazon I see one for 20, a steel percolator....that's crazy just like the song

Mom: Duh thats why the song named that, to shake like the pot

Me: Wait percolator wasn't a word created for the song?

my dumb ass just learned something new as well

 

[ill_will82]

Spotify has some dumb ass people in their customer service department. I already paid the monthly fee that was due to keep service w/a subscription card. Why charge my PayPal account an additional $10 after I paid for service?

Then I ask them to remove the PayPal charge and they cancel my service. Then I have to subscribe again and use another prepaid card.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Another night, another game of the bulls looking like a broke dikk dog.

Such is life

 

[Dontay Flaco]

I just had a I'm a dumbass moment

Mom: Order a new coffee pot for your grandmother, and not electric.

Me: Aight on amazon I see one for 20, a steel percolator....that's crazy just like the song

Mom: Duh thats why the song named that, to shake like the pot

Me: Wait percolator wasn't a word created for the song?

You're not alone my G. Just learned that right now myself.

 

[Atlrocafella]

Chillin in my spot on a Saturday night and not wasting money on nonsense

 

[Dontay Flaco]

When it gets to the hook and the outro!

 

[TheLostOnes]

How many nikkas you know freestylin while counting money? Cam the gawd

 

[Ol’Otis]

Nobody:


Absolutely nobody:

Me: @Boujee Bonita Braxton speaking of house let’s play a game of it? Hide and go get it? I bet you’ll love it baby

 

[Ol’Otis]

You can play the mama and I’ll be the daddy that runs the house

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

1979 in japan yall

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I saw a youtube comment that I remember my cousin said the same thing....

In Not Just Knee Deep, they're singing about getting head. Girl tried to dance with him and every dance she tried to do with him (The Jerk, The Monkey, The Chicken) he found boring and a waste of his time. But when she starts to do "the freak" it blows his mind...she goes round and round...so good because she went "knee deep" with it. She's the freak of the week, when she "dance" she gives him happy feet....She becomes the freak of his desire, setting the world on fire.

 

[NORFOLKSOWN]

I go to fill up the tank bad bytch at the next pump low cut shirt t*ts popping.she start chopping it up with me. Let me be clear 757 big on loud that girl and u can move some boy. She tell me she dancing tonight come check her out. Every nikka walk past checking her out. I get ready to peel off and she asks if I know where the ice at. I'm not new to these streets but I didn't know until after I got home and googled it what it meant. I do follow the rules and just tell her no. Find you a good one brehs these hoes out here look good but hurting

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Had food poisoning for tha first time: went out like a whole complete bytch in front of my girl n allat (she real idgaf).

Dawgs...h e l l n a h that shyt was TERRIBLE! I HATE NOT BEIN ABLE TO SIT/LAY STILL CUS YA STOMACH DOIN FLIPS

Throwing up, dry heaving (omg...this shyt killed me) &

Spoiler

straight liquid out da ass.

Had to go to tha ER, never been for myself before (at least not for sum like this)

Idk wtf it was that set that shyt off but Im finna eat grapes only for a while.

Ion ever...ever want to be in that position again dawg. Damn...

 

[NORFOLKSOWN]

Spotify has some dumb ass people in their customer service department. I already paid the monthly fee that was due to keep service w/a subscription card. Why charge my PayPal account an additional $10 after I paid for service?

Then I ask them to remove the PayPal charge and they cancel my service. Then I have to subscribe again and use another prepaid card.

So u paid twice ? Why Spotify over charging for what they did to the cold crush