Dayum, why some of you motherfukkers in here gotta pull up all the depressing shyt of everyday life. Theres a reason why I dont watch the fukking news anymore. Its either some horrific or stupid shyt on there except actual news about shyt that I need to know.
With that said, there has to be a muppet island somewhere on this planet full of real life muppets with no puppet strings or hands up the asses. Listening to this song
Has me feeling inspired to believe that some place in the Pacific, Atlantic, arctic, Indian or caribbean sea or amazonland is hiding such a place. Us humans havent walked every place on earth so theres a hope. Hope for a real life breathing, heart beating, feel pain, free will having, thinking muppets on a tropical island. I would like to go on a week vacation one day, piss off the muppet locales on some "yeah yeah, I'm a human and you're a muppet. Do something to me." type shyt. That shyt would be a story to tell and nobody would believe me because they would think I made it up, am crazy, or on drugs or all three.
but sure as hell beats watching the news or looking at this forums front page.