Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I got a partna from HS
This nikka has to be the most negative kill joy, buzz kill ass nikka ever


This nikka 6'2 and look like Ryan Leslie
And this nikka stay having bytch problems


nikka can't get females to deal with him cause he piss them off quick

Dude always been like this too

EVERYTHING bothers him
shyt that don't have nothing to do with him and any insignificant shyt

nikka is an enemy to joy

nikka stay asking me for tips and jealous as fukk that hoes love a nikka n shyt

I told that nikka he need to calm down and stop being so uptight
But he just get worst

 

[PortCityProphet]

just hit play. this got me dying

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

That you wanted me to lose weight

Lies! You’re perfect just the way you are, Beano!

 

[Ghpstface]

Cannibalism was an accepted part of European society as recently as the 1800's.

 

[THE MACHINE]

"No good deed goes unpunished"

You ever sit back and think how whack that is?

 

[CinnaSlim]

I could come on here and say "the sky is blue" or "water is wet" and someone would still find a way to call me a bedwench slut and an idiot.

 

[tater]

Swear Hulu has a 1.5 minute commercial break every 5 minutes. Wtf.

I want some pineapples.

 

[Rawtid]

"No good deed goes unpunished"

You ever sit back and think how whack that is?

Now I have. It’s kinda true though, the more you help a mf, the more help they need. That’s why I like helping strangers. One and done.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Prynce]

 

[Prynce]

 

[Prynce]

 

[JBoy]

when the year hits September it seems like it goes into hyperdrive and the days feel like they go by even faster especially with them early sunsets

 

[ill_will82]

I got a partna from HS
This nikka has to be the most negative kill joy, buzz kill ass nikka ever


This nikka 6'2 and loom like Ryan Leslie
And this nikka stay having bytch problems


nikka can't get females to deal with him cause he piss them off quick

Dude always been like this too

EVERYTHING bothers him
shyt that don't nothing to do with him and any insignificant shyt

nikka is an enemy to joy

nikka stay asking me for tips and jealous as fukk that hoes love a nikka n shyt

I told that nikka he need to calm down and stop being so uptight
But he just get worst

With kats like that you just have to cut ties with to remove the negative element out of your life.

 

[GPBear]

There's some new hipster 'gastropub' in town. I thought I saw one of the old biddies from highschool tending bar, so I decided to check it out. Bought a breakfast sandwich from across the street and walk in.
It was the same chick
"Hey what's up, aren't you supposed to be in montreal"
"Yeah I moved back because I'm saving up to move to LA"
"Oh you wanna be an actress huh"
"yah that's what my degree's in"
"what's your cheapest beer?"
"1, 24, 30"
"Tf? You just tell me a string of numbers as if I know what that means"
"Well what kind of beer do you like"
"The cheapest."
"Okay number 1, $5"
five dollars fukkin overpriced hipsters. I coped a sandwich there last week, 10 dollars for literally some shyt I could make better at home.
I pay the chick and proceed to go to some table to watch the Nats vs Cardinals game, eat my sandwich and drink.

Some waiter with a nose-ring walks up to me.
"Excuse me, we don't allow outside food or drink. So we're going to have to ask you to wrap that up and leave."
Literally stared at the guy for 15 seconds without saying shyt then went "K."
Proceeded to finish my sandwich, down my drink, crumple the sandwich wrapped into a ball and toss it over my shoulder

I'm sure nobody here gives a single solitary fukk, but I fukking hate these hipsters man.

That sandwich tho

Went to the dive-bar around the corner and watched the rest of the game. Drank more beer there without even spending over $5 this town's fukkin' ridiculous.