Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[iBrowse]

You know when a nikka is trying it too because they'll be running all up in your face looking at the mini map knowing that you're trying to get the drop on the opposing player too

ON ANOTHER NOTE WHAT THE fukk @Black Steph Curry

Teratoma Tumor: The demonic mass that grows teeth, eyes, feet, and organs

MY GOD MAN

 

[iBrowse]

So I have an idea for a black woman I know who is into comic-con. I'm into MGS and remember Fortune...had a thing for her too

If she tries it she can pull it off

*inb4 the "shes has blond hair:eyeballmj:" crowd

 

[Yinny]

Somebody tell @Rawtid to return my text, she knows I need attention like a newborn

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

what type of no career having ass mufukkas say "call me" in the middle of the day. nikka, i'm at work

 

[levitate]

what type of no career having ass mufukkas say "call me" in the middle of the day. nikka, i'm at work

Lunch break. Don't y'all silicon valley tech brehettes get three hour lunches with free catered 5-star restaurant meals? Damn, maybe he just wants to hear your beautiful voice??? Just call the breh while eating the company supplied filet mignon and 1937 French Merlot.

 

[levitate]

Silicon valley boos be like:
**Writes thirty lines of code
**Takes 1.5 hour nap in company nap room
**Takes 3 hour lunch break
**Reviews thirty lines of code in company movie theater
**Gets notification of $30k bi-monthly direct deposit
**Leaves work at 3:00pm
** Drives to $2 million home in $100k Tesla
**Watches Netflix all night
**Scrolls through Instagram
**Goes to work at 10:00am

@dora_da_destroyer

 

[iBrowse]

I'm going to post this in every thread that I see potentially turning into a gender war

 

[iBrowse]

Silicon valley boos be like:
**Writes thirty lines of code
**Takes 1.5 hour nap in company nap room
**Takes 3 hour lunch break
**Reviews thirty lines of code in company movie theater
**Gets notification of $30k bi-monthly direct deposit
**Leaves work at 3:00pm
** Drives to $2 million home in $100k Tesla
**Watches Netflix all night
**Scrolls through Instagram
**Goes to work at 10:00am

@dora_da_destroyer

Work smart not hard .

 

[iBrowse]

She's having the time of her life

 

[Dwolf]

That place had a C rating

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I haven’t had a date this bad in a very long time.

I feel like I am being Punk’d. Let me out the car NEOWWW!

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I'm so forgetful today

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Silicon valley boos be like:
**Writes thirty lines of code
**Takes 1.5 hour nap in company nap room
**Takes 3 hour lunch break
**Reviews thirty lines of code in company movie theater
**Gets notification of $30k bi-monthly direct deposit
**Leaves work at 3:00pm
** Drives to $2 million home in $100k Tesla
**Watches Netflix all night
**Scrolls through Instagram
**Goes to work at 10:00am

@dora_da_destroyer

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Sometimes I forget that I have an assistant at work, makes my work day a lot lighter

Dat humble stunt


Work that bih hard

If u was the assistant u wouldn't have it easy

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Still didn't smash the 1 big I want the most

But now she requesting dikk pics

Didn't even take a new 1

Sent her 1 that I done sent other hoes from my Google photo acct