Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This bih came thru again last night


Still ain't let me beat



I didn't even ask her to come



So u can kiss me like u in love

Make references to my dikk print in my shorts

Stroke my hair

But just tease and dip







Knowing damm well I want more than just to smash

I'd give these hoes up for u

I cut down on hoe activities
Most weekends I'm at the crib chilling

Hoes might get alerted when the eggplant light flashed in the sky from city hall

Buy I don't even be planning to fukk these hoes



The 1 chick I actually connect with
Be on that shyt



She definitely not telling me the whole story about her ex

Saying he was emotionally abusive

I think he put hands on her too



But u fukking up doe
Cause when I finally beat

Ima steal ya soul
I already said an incantation over this Prada body oil

So when u inhale it as I'm pushin in dem guts
It's over

Plus I'm do the finishing move where she lay on her stomach
And I face the opposite direction
And push the dikk in backwards
So that gravity forces the apple head to smack the G spot with furious anger


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I cupped that ass last night when hugging
U wasn't wearing panties

So why not just hand the p*ssy to a nikka


She literally was looking at my dikk print for over 30 seconds



Bih literally trolling me

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If she hugged on me like that out of nowhere I'd nut in my pants right then and there

 

[The M.I.C.]

@ItsMeButters

 

[Regine Hunter]

I was taken out to lunch by someone at church today. They said they could see how sad I was and maybe I needed someone to talk to. I really didn’t expect for it to be so emotional... I guess my issues are that visible.

It was a gesture I really appreciated.

 

[Regine Hunter]

Ending my day with a freeze pop. Judge not, I’m still grown

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[Zero]

 

[Mac Brown]

I was taken out to lunch by someone at church today. They said they could see how sad I was and maybe I needed someone to talk to. I really didn’t expect for it to be so emotional... I guess my issues are that visible.

It was a gesture I really appreciated.

You not good at hiding it. Even on here

 

[Ol’Otis]

@ItsMeButters

they should've been bigger

"Been a long time" tho

 

[TheLostOnes]

Says she's wants to drink some wine and chat. Time to expect the worst

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Regine Hunter]

You not good at hiding it. Even on here

.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Breh

:Davesaywhet:

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I try so hard to be sweet and lovable. No one wants to see me be great though.

I try not to be passive aggressive and handle things the “petty” way but being a grown up about things doesn’t work for some people.

But when I start cursing and acting out, I’m in the wrong.

I literally had to close my eyes and count to 10 before proceeding because it was about to get real disrespectful.

Surprisingly, it actually worked.

 

[Mac Brown]

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Uncle Mac loves you!