Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[dora_da_destroyer]

co workers who hold "how was your weekend/what did you do" conversations fro waaaaay too long unappreciation. you see me trying to put my headphones on and check email. stfu

 

[The ADD]

co workers who hold "how was your weekend/what did you do" conversations fro waaaaay too long unappreciation. you see me trying to put my headphones on and check email. stfu

How was your weekend

 

[98Ntu]

I will live and die a million times within a day

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

My bro started his new gig and is like "All the women here are cute" he gonna be like a kid in a candy store

 

[Unknown Poster]

I'm looking for a woman to love me the way the Bay loves Mac Dre.

 

[Unknown Poster]

In this age of thottery, both Male and female, polyamory, tinder hook ups, FWB, hot girl summer, and all of that...why does it seem like being in a committed monogamous relationship seem like the most rebellious thing?

 

[The M.I.C.]

Angels are not humans with wings and halos.

They are actually terrifying to behold and even more disfigured than the greys and reptilians. In times of antiquity, they could change their bodies with a similitude to look like humans in order to communicate directly without scaring man. This method of communication is no more..yet a man can be reached by frequencies and by energies that trigger severe chills and high pitched ringing in the ears.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

company keeps trying to use me as their diversity mascot, one, i keep meeting people who say they saw me in some deck about female employees here (never signed off on that). then i get an email on some "congrats, you were chosen to be featured on XYZ page as we update our website" - i told them no. you're not going to make me your token (only black woman in the org...well besides the office manager in the NY office) so you can present a fake diverse staff to the public. i really wish they would stop trying to get me to do this type of shyt

 

[The M.I.C.]

White people so pale that their skin looks almost translucent, hair platinum blonde and their skin is almost waxy and they have electric blue eyes. Met them at China Lake but they weren't dressed in typical military garb but as civilians and escorted around as VIPs even into the most restricted and sensitive areas. Never had saw that before but I kept meeting these "people" in the latter part of career with the military.

 

[Teal.]

I swear everytime I travel I be the lone brother out here....I swear it feel like I'm a teenage again when my dad was out here making me play golf with these white folks

 

[iBrowse]

No coli capping but have you ever been speaking to a woman that's fine as fukk and all you're thinking about is how you want to fukk?

 

[iBrowse]

I'd have the plasma pistol + battle rifle combo thinking I'm hot shyt and then that nikka there comes through

 

[Electric Ladyland]

i love rain, i love cloudy days.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Don't want to go to hot ass Saudi Arabia.