Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Either I'm depressed or my 3rd eye is open

Maybe both. Maybe you depressed because you seeing things others can't right now.

 

[Dwolf]

I’m feeling very forgettable today.

The second guy I ever gave my goodies to, the one who taught me EVERYTHING I know about sex. I mean every little trick, every kudos I’ve received, all my BEST stuff was because of this man and...he doesn’t even remember me.

He wasn’t even my man but he was serving up lessons from Spring 2007 clear through fall of 2008.

He saw me on the street today and didn’t even recognize me. I stopped him, we chatted it up, exchanged numbers, I even sent him a picture and he STILL doesn’t remember me.

How does my Mr. Miyagi not remember me?

"Where did I meet you at"

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

Odell look like he was in the middle of saying chic fil a

 

[Yinny]

@stomachlines So I made oxtails again this time with the proper ingredients for the gravy and it came out even better, I'm a top chef now

 

[PortCityProphet]

Im in court and sitting in the gallery waiting to be called.
All of a sudden i hear some deep snoring. So I start looking round like I know aint nobody in here sleep we got cases to be worried bout
So I start looking round seeing who bout to get that wake up call from the baliffs
And nobody was sleep. So then I look in the pew i front of me and it's a little kid prolly 5 or so on the pew sleep.
He in this joint snoring like a grown man for 20 mins.
So finally his dad or guardian had enough and was like he gotta get lil man up outta here bit he has a walking can. And since I'm right by the door he ask me to help him pick up the kid and carry him out
So i go over and try to pick up the kid without waking him cause last thing i need is lil dude waking up and crying loud af cause some stranger trying to snatch him up
I carry the kid out and lay him on the bench. Kid snored the whole way through

 

[315]

My first photoshop project

Smilies coming

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

"Where did I meet you at"

Yo p*ssy ain't hitting on nothing


nikka hit the palate cleanser on yo ass

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Yo p*ssy ain't hitting on nothing


nikka hit the palate cleanser on yo ass

I mean it was over 10 years ago and I admitted I was young and inexperienced.


However, me personally, I’m not gonna fukk someone almost daily for over a year if they ain’t hitting on anything.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I mean it was over 10 years ago and I admitted I was young and inexperienced.


However, me personally, I’m not gonna fukk someone almost daily for over a year if they ain’t hitting on anything.

I'm sure the box fire now tho

 

[Ol’Otis]

you know what...fukk you and you too



oh and you

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Being in my AC cooled bus is fantastic

No complaints, but them few moments I gotta step off the bus lord have mercy

 

[I love Latina women]

@stomachlines So I made oxtails again this time with the proper ingredients for the gravy and it came out even better, I'm a top chef now

Word, that's what's up, bruh

I just had 2 whoppers for Burger King

I gotta slow down on all the fast food

 

[Prynce]

I love Ratchets with colored hair

 

[Ol’Otis]

Boyz II Men was fukkin corny

 

[J.E.T.S]

Goddamn. Folks.... no, WOMEN .... be up to some bullshyt on IG.

I swear. It never fails. Worst shyt ever created. Just be sneaky in real life... doing it online only makes me angrier.