Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[86\*/98]

So Yo Gotti literally caught on fire.

That’s what he get for being damn near 40 with those painted on pants.


Anyways, I got called crazy for listening to the same song for a whole day and moisturizing my pubes. Really?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Baby, I know the real you. Don’t flex.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Never thought I would make it to 38 today
Whoever is out there..
Enjoy your life and the time you have left

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

All these bytches on Snapchat do is party,
smoke weed and shoot videos of them in bed complaining about being single.

Internet was a mistake

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I hate driving other people’s cars that don’t have keyless entry and start.

I’m boujee now. You expect me to use the key to unlock the doors AND start the car?

Whewww ,Chile! The ghetto!

 

[86\*/98]

“I bet your lil brother wanna fukk on me.”

Ehhh.

There are so many females out her that sound like males with vaginas.

 

[TheLostOnes]

All these bytches on Snapchat do is party,
smoke weed and shoot videos of them in bed complaining about being single.

Internet was a mistake

You love it

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

You love it

I don’t give a fukk bout them hoes feelings

Show some titties or keep it moving

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I just need to be loved that much.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

It’s a hot ass mess outside looking like a tsunami

 

[TheLostOnes]

I don’t give a fukk bout them hoes feelings

Show some titties or keep it moving

There must always be balance. Within the hoein must contain a dash of "why am I single?" With a hint of, "ain't no good dudes out here " to complete this fine dish of hoery

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

It’s a hot ass mess outside looking like a tsunami

“Juju you need to put your dreads in this garbage bag cause it’s raining bad”

- I ain’t got time for all that, I gotta get home to my Xbox



“Proceeds to do it herself and doing it as I type”

 

[ORDER_66]

I hate driving other people’s cars that don’t have keyless entry and start.

I’m boujee now. You expect me to use the key to unlock the doors AND start the car?

Whewww ,Chile! The ghetto!

Man you better be lucky they have automatic windows in most cars now... in my time you had to manually open those shyts...

 

[Kokoro]

Debating on a caffeine kick this late in the afternoon

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

An hour and 40minutes to go