Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ORDER_66]

I'm still waiting for the drug test to come back from amazon to see if I got the damned job... I hate waiting...

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I asked my daughter to sing me a song to make me feel better. She said she needed to go in her room to practice before she could.

I waited....and waited.

I was expecting a grand performance.

She came back 10 minutes later with her tablet and started singing....”Old Town Road” and mumbled over most of the words because she didn’t know them.


I paid good Welch’s Fruit Snacks for this show. I want my gummies back!

 

[Dwolf]

I really gotta stop putting this shyt off

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The 12.99 eat now and take one home deal is back at Olive Garden

I know what I'm eating tomorrow

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Yinny]

Canada Dry ginger ale is really the best that exists, I’ll fight anyone who disagrees starting with seagrams.

 

[Canada Goose]

How do nikkas wear hoodies in this hot, humid weather

 

[The M.I.C.]

Drake needs to give something up for that gold his city just got.

 

[Ol’Otis]

How do nikkas wear hoodies in this hot, humid weather

they got pistols on them




or they're musty

 

[Ol’Otis]

Canada Dry ginger ale is really the best that exists, I’ll fight anyone who disagrees starting with seagrams.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

This is about to make me back slide

 

[Ol’Otis]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

This 101+ heat is all kinds of disrespectful.

I got in the car to drive up the street to the corner store and burnt my legs on my leather seats.

By the time I made it back home (less than 10 minutes later) I was sweating and carrying an entire attitude.

I had to go in my room, close the door, cut on both fans, and find Jesus.

 

[Ol’Otis]

This 101+ heat is all kinds of disrespectful.

I got in the car to drive up the street to the corner store and burnt my legs on my leather seats.

By the time I made it back home (less than 10 minutes later) I was sweating and carrying an entire attitude.

I had to go in my room, close the door, cut on both fans, and find Jesus.

when you get hot

you get bothered


you get hot and bothered

 

[Ol’Otis]