Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Rawtid]

Back in college Axe was



I told you a few years ago about the time I burned my balls with Axe spray cause a honey dip was coming to the dorm

:jbdreadsgang:

Get in the shower, dirty.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Get in the shower, dirty.

Ain't nobody here

Its ok

:ohiseelol:

 

[Rawtid]

Back in college Axe was



I told you a few years ago about the time I burned my balls with Axe spray cause a honey dip was coming to the dorm

:jbdreadsgang:

And how disrespectful. Someone coming over to see you and you spray with axe? Men low key don’t care anything about women.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

It made things all too simple



Shower? Wash my ass?

Naw kid, I got a can of axe in my bookbag

Not you too.

Then y’all be the ones who want to come and sit in the desk RIGHT next to mine and try to spit game to me and my friends.

Call me stuck up because I’m turning my nose all the way up.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

.

 

[Regine Hunter]

We gotta get you a veggie stir fry breh @Tenchi® Ryu™

 

[Regine Hunter]

Times like this that I hate having a big head

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

And how disrespectful. Someone coming over to see you and you spray with axe? Men low key don’t care anything about women.

Taking a shower take like 15 mins

She sitting there waiting....

Now she no longer horny over you and ready to leave....


OR

Bim Bam thank you maam

Spray

Loving time

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Not you too.

Then y’all be the ones who want to come and sit in the desk RIGHT next to mine and try to spit game to me and my friends.

Call me stuck up because I’m turning my nose all the way up.

Naw this why the hoodie game was always on point

Then get super ignorant and spray Axe, ONE TOP of the hoodie

smell game proper-ish

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

We gotta get you a veggie stir fry breh @Tenchi® Ryu™

Where the meat at




If ain't no meat going into my mouth, I don't want it

:Damenextlevel:

 

[Ol’Otis]

@ItsMeButters

Where are you? We need to talk.

Ok

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Ok

So.....

I was about to take Little MJ to the mall today to buy him some new shoes. You know his feet grow really quick. If only his height would catch up.

Anyway, when I checked the balance on the Child Support card, the little automated bytch said there was only a balance of .36 cent.

Did you tell your Boss to start paying you in cash again so you don’t have to run me my Child Support money?

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Dwolf]

That was a good date that I had

 

[Panther]

i love black people