Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

Come listen to my truest thoughts, my truest feelings
All my peers doing years beyond drug dealing
How many caskets can we witness
Before we see it's hard to live
This life without God, so we must ask forgiveness
Ask mama I got this urge to die
Witness the tears falling free from my eyes
Before she could reply
Though we were born without a silver spoon
My broken down TV, show cartoons in my living room (hey)
One day I hope to make it
A player in this game
Mama don't cry, long as we try
Maybe things change
Perhaps it's just a fantasy
A life where we don't need no welfare
We'll share with our whole family
Maybe it's me that caused it
The fighting and the hurting
In my room crying cause I didn't want to be a burden
Watch mama open up her arms to hug me
And I ain't worried bout a damn thing, with unconditional love

 

[Strapped]

Back surgery scam

 

[Neuromancer]

I’ll let you know, might be out and about tonight

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Biggest titties I ever sucked on were some Maserati double H ass shyts...but the nipples were small as fukk

But these mufukkas here




Like these legit curing cancer and shyt

She can have my whole new Optima for a 5 min suck

 

[Neuromancer]

Biggest titties I ever sucked on were some Maserati double H ass shyts...but the nipples were small as fukk

But these mufukkas here




Like these legit curing cancer and shyt

She can have my whole new Optima for a 5 min suck

Sucked on a pair of G's haitian girl from Miami, she gave great head.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Sucked on a pair of G's haitian girl from Miami, she gave great head.

Titties and fire head?

:chappelleomg:

That exist?
:wtfdjakademiks:

 

[Neuromancer]

Titties and fire head?

:chappelleomg:

That exist?
:wtfdjakademiks:

Yeah. Had to teach her how to cook though.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yeah. Had to teach her how to cook though.

A Haitian chick not knowing how to cook?

Well damn

:ultrascust:

 

[Neuromancer]

I honestly practice MMA to become more dominant and impose my will on others. It makes me feel like an animal. I wish I didn't feel like this and I wish I didn't have the desire to inflict pain on strangers. So much rage. Ogun's furnace in my chest, like an engine being constantly reved. Egunn help me find peace.

 

[Neuromancer]

A Haitian chick not knowing how to cook?

Well damn

:ultrascust:

Yeah. Single mom too. She was an FWB. So I had 0 expectation.

 

[Prynce]

People who focus on dating and relationships all the time are annoying asf

If all you do is worry about women 24/7 then you're lame and stupid

 

[Neuromancer]

People who focus on dating and relationships all the time are annoying asf

If all you do is worry about women 24/7 then you're lame and stupid

People really need hobbies.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Yeah. Single mom too. She was an FWB. So I had 0 expectation.

Did she hide the shorty from you when you’d dip by?

 

[Neuromancer]

Did she hide the shorty from you when you’d dip by?

Oh I never went to her crib. She came to mine. I'm not meeting children who aren't mine or related to me. That's not a good idea in my opinion.

 

[Panther]

fukk it. Gonna knock my online midterm out tonight so I can relax next week