Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

We need to bring back lose fit or baggy jeans these tight pants phenomenon gotta go...

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

...
I once had a bytch named Mandy May
Used to be all in them guts like every day
The p*ssy was the bomb, had a nikka on sprung
I was in love like a motherfukker licking the pearl tongue
The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
So I figure nikkas wouldn't trip with mine
Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
I'm back to the motherfukking county jail
Six months on my chest, now it's time to bail
I gets released on a hot sunny day
My nikka D.O.C. and my homey Dr. Dre
Scooped in a coupe, "Snoop we got news
Your girl was tricking while you was draped in your county blues"
I ain't been out a second
And already gotta do some motherfukking chin-checkin'
Move up the block as we groove down the block
See my girl's house, "Dre, pass the Glock"
Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
It's my little cousin Daz and he's fukking my hoe, yo (bytches ain't shyt)
I uncock my shyt
I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed, man, fukk a bytch

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

@Milk N Cookies get that honey jack Daniels out this weekend cause imma need it.

This week has been straight basura, everything and everyone is irking me

 

[Milk N Cookies]

@Milk N Cookies get that honey jack Daniels out this weekend cause imma need it.

This week has been straight basura, everything and everyone is irking me

I don’t have they honey jack, but I can see if the Captain is open to talk.

Conversations with the Captain, the person who open to hear about all the workplace bullshyt and shenanigans...

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Women have no one to blame when they make bad choices in men.I don't feel bad for them at all ah well

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

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[Jimmy Two-Times™]

 

[Rawtid]

Watching this black jeopardy skit with Tom Hanks playing a hillbilly.

Question: Skinny women can do what for you?

Tom: What is not a damn thing?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

This bih off tinder who I exchanged #s with like a month ago

Texted me that she was close by and wanted to stop through


We never met


So I was like


We talked about fukking weeks ago





Man this bih came
Looking like a pile of sloppy Joe meat


I had to curve her ass with the quickness



Also the pick 2 thread I made yesterday
Had a chick that look like she could be my ex's sister
Now I been thinking about her bipolar ass all day

 

[skeetsinternal]

 

[ORDER_66]

I fukked up on my CDL test again, shyt is driving me fukking crazy... Why is this shyt so damned hard??? I'm gonna study hard today and get ready for another round tomorrow...

 

[Ol’Otis]

@Boujee Bonita Braxton

 

[Regine Hunter]

Hard to smile where everything shows no hope of growth. I’ll just go to this gym class, come home, shower and cry myself to sleep about it later.

 

[ORDER_66]

Hard to smile where everything shows no hope of growth. I’ll just go to this gym class, come home, shower and cry myself to sleep about it later.

All you can do is do your best... Life sucks...

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Hard to smile where everything shows no hope of growth. I’ll just go to this gym class, come home, shower and cry myself to sleep about it later.

Gotta make your own growth broham. Life beats your ass, people will treat you like shyt and the world owes you jack shyt. You got to be the one to tell yourself imma still survive the unfair game of life.

And every once in a while you get treated with honey instead of bitter pills