Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[TheLostOnes]

I'm tipsy and trying to give some jawn some dikk. I ain't got no hoes to give it too :

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So I'm at a house party with this chick who begged me to go

And I just started fukking with this chick

And her loud ass best friend came up

On some:


"who is this? You can't be bringing no nikka over here without introducing him"
Then this bih tried to check me
Asking disrespectful ass shyt


So I jus had to check her ass in front her dude


Now I got this bih crying
Apologizing for her friend
And begging me to let her friend apologize to me


Bih if that hoe come in my face I'mma snap

 

[Paradise]

I have a confession to make... I'm going to a concert tomorrow night and I kinda don't wanna go. Its gonna be cold and rainy and I just wanna stay home and make soup and lay around.

 

[BigMan]

Lite Britr jawn on the chi bout fine as shyt sheesh

 

[Pazzy]

don't go to prison.

 

[Ol’Otis]

How long y'all been married?

since '98 i guess


'96

 

[BigMan]

Lite Britr jawn on the chi bout fine as shyt sheesh

All the jawns on the chi are fine

 

[Dwolf]

I have a confession to make... I'm going to a concert tomorrow night and I kinda don't wanna go. Its gonna be cold and rainy and I just wanna stay home and make soup and lay around.

 

[Prynce]

 

[Roland Coltrane]

I didn't know Bud Crawford boxes lefty

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Roland Coltrane]

do you have to de-vein crawfish like you do shrimp or do you go ahead and eat the whole thing, contents of their intestines and all

 

[Roland Coltrane]

there is no good reason why Black people don't dominate bowling

everything cacs do, if we put our mind to it, we're better at

 

[Roland Coltrane]

REVOLUTION

your wife found a look that works for her and stuck with it

she's beautiful, you won breh
and if you been with her that long she must be a great person overall too

 

[The M.I.C.]

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