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My shyt is deep, deeper than my grave, G
I'm ready to die and nobody can save me
fukk the world, fukk my moms and my girl
My life is played out like a Jheri curl, I'm ready to die!
 

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@Tiffrock
, finally gave a breh access to her insta. :blessed:

If I ever said anything bad about you I take it back. That post with the beer bottle is a classic. :noah:Come back to the coli for the culture.:ohlawd:
 
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we're going to play a game called hide the soul guess what you're it
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Breh you know your getting old when you play the same artist over and over. I have friends who do this and it is sooooo annoying. I never really noticed until a friend's son mentioned his dad running a particular artist into the ground. I have a girlfriend who has been playing Jaques for 6 months straight. I got another friend who plays Blue Face over and over. It's like breh you're 40. Let it go. You're not fooling anyone.

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I wore shorts for the first time in a while today.

I went to the mall and while getting out the car, I dropped my wallet.

I proceeded to bend over to pick up the wallet.

While bent over a man walks past, whistles, and when I turn around to look he has the :mjlit:face.


I am then reminded as to why I stopped wearing shorts. :francis:
 

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I wish someone would come after me on some obsessive love shyt. i wish i had a stalker or had some obsessed disgruntled person put me on the summer jam screen or something trying to get me scared. About to nickname me telfon. Come at me, bro or sis. Folks don't got the heart to get me. :lolbron: I dont have those problems. Sucks for all of you that do.. :mjlit: haha
 

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I wore shorts for the first time in a while today.

I went to the mall and while getting out the car, I dropped my wallet.

I proceeded to bend over to pick up the wallet.

While bent over a man walks past, whistles, and when I turn around to look he has the :mjlit:face.


I am then reminded as to why I stopped wearing shorts. :francis:


Be thankful you got that reaction. (even if he was :flabbynsick: & ugly)

There are women out there that can wear those booty cheek shorts and get the :hhh: treatmen cuz they are sooo flabby and stanky looking.

Pretty people are so ungrateful.
 
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