Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

:DAIGOGUCCI:What in the blue hell do you have goin on with all those cables?
:DAIGOGUCCI:You even got one that leaves the room and disappears of into the abyss?

My lawyer advised me not to comment on that last cable

 

[BigMan]

I’ve been counting how many times I’ve fapped this year

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

How in the fukk do greeting cards still exist

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

damn, three people on the waiting to exhale (GOAT R&B soundtrack) are dead

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

How in the fukk do greeting cards still exist

because a shyt ton of people give cards with or in lieu of a gift

if you give someone cash, a check, a gift card, etc. what do you put it in? furthermore, there are some truly hilarious cards (on purpose and a not on purpose) out there. i was searching for a card for my dad for christmas and pulled out any one that said "dad"...pulled one out to read it fully, shyt said "for my dad and the man he loves" thought about trolling him with it too

 

[Address_Unknown]

I’ve been counting how many times I’ve fapped this year

If you got OCD of any kind and like to make lists and watch counters accumulate, stop it.

Next thing you know you'll be making spreadsheets with date, time, tips and scenes like my stupid ass did.

Going through those PDF files still make me cringe after so many years.

 

[Ol’Otis]

damn, three people on the waiting to exhale (GOAT R&B soundtrack) are dead

that This is How It Works song is banger

 

[Ol’Otis]

I’m not wearing Fashion Nova or Zara

What happen to all the hood boutiques?

 

[CinnaSlim]

 

[BigMan]

If you got OCD of any kind and like to make lists and watch counters accumulate, stop it.

Next thing you know you'll be making spreadsheets with date, time, tips and scenes like my stupid ass did.

Going through those PDF files still make me cringe after so many years.

nah i don't have OCD, i wanted to try nofap but i always fail and i kind of wanted to see how often i do it since i never paid attention
i'm at 10

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My last client most definitely a sugar mama and she was definitely on the prowl on my ass. On one hand you gotta at least be kinda attractive but on the other hand both ps5 and Xbox two bout to come out
:batmanwhet:

 

[Mac Brown]

I've never understood how some people can date so easily.

Like damn, you really connect with that many people so easy?

I don't understand humans

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I've never understood how some people can date so easily.

Like damn, you really connect with that many people so easy?

I don't understand humans

I'm pretty easy to talk to so it kinda just happens and shyt for me.

shyt what I be thinking is just going to see a movie is a out of nowhere date.

 

[Mac Brown]

I'm pretty easy to talk to so it kinda just happens and shyt for me.

shyt what I be thinking is just going to see a movie is a out of nowhere date.

Thats that part I don't understand. NOTHING has ever just happened for me.

Maybe thats one of the reasons I feel like I don't belong and hate life itself.

Thanks @Tenchi® Ryu™ for the psycho-therapy....... shyt just happened.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

My Mama always comes through with the best tea.

Soon as my phone rings and I see her picture I know I'm in for at least a 45 minute conversation and my cup is about to overflow!