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Tenchi Ryu

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Fellas, if somebody cooking with a face caked full of makeup, titties out and dress hugged up on they curves. Run

They can't cook for shyt


If she don't look like this

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I don't want it
 

TheLostOnes

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I watched the Fyre festival documentary earlier and that shyt was hilarious. They really finessed the fukk out of people. Feel bad for the people who were actually invested in the dream and got fukked over. The part where dude asked him if he could take one for the team and suck dudes sick so they could get water had me rolling :bryan:
 

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Man i just had a wild ass dream.
I dreamt i just woke up from my nap and had to pee so I went to the bathroom without my glasses on and everything is blurry.
I see this big ass blurry roach moving on the shower curtain and I'm like hell nah! :damn:

I run out of the bathroom to the kitchen, grab some bleach spray and some lysol spray and get prepared to go to war with the sucka:bamafdup:

Ran back in the bathroom bottles a blazin but it was 2 of them joints now :merchant:
I spray one but then it jumps on my head so I spray the top of my head and hit it with my hand but it keeps crawlin and now I'm running round the bathroom with bleach and lysol dripping in my eyes :damn:
Then I wake up.
Now that I'm awake I gotta pee :lupe:
 
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