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Jimmy Two-Times™

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Peckham™ Come Get Me!
I think I’ve officially become an volcel (voluntary celibate). I take a bunch of psych meds and I have absolutely no sex drive. Like none at all. It kinda bothered me for the past year, but I don’t care anymore. It’s not “normal,” but I’m not unhappy because of it.

The only thing is that everybody at work is married or in long term relationships. I feel like in order to keep up appearances, I need to find a girl to just play “girlfriend” with me at work functions. How does one find a girl like that? :jbhmm:

I guess I could just have sex with her every so often. It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. :patrice:

There should be an app for this kinda thing. Like a “+1” app. :patrice:
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Look into my Eyes, and tell me, what it is you see in me?
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Tenchi Ryu

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they told me all the hours i did put me in another tax bracket and taxed the fukk outta it. After all the deductions it came to an extra $100 than what i normally make. I literally cried at work
This why nikkas get shot up at work....

that's hella fukked up Reg..damn

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