Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

I think I’ve officially become an volcel (voluntary celibate). I take a bunch of psych meds and I have absolutely no sex drive. Like none at all. It kinda bothered me for the past year, but I don’t care anymore. It’s not “normal,” but I’m not unhappy because of it.

The only thing is that everybody at work is married or in long term relationships. I feel like in order to keep up appearances, I need to find a girl to just play “girlfriend” with me at work functions. How does one find a girl like that?

I guess I could just have sex with her every so often. It wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.

There should be an app for this kinda thing. Like a “+1” app.

 

[Jimmy Two-Times™]

I feel like Carlton from Fresh Prince.

 

[brownsugah]

“Whatcha gonna do when they come 4 you??

Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills..”

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Look into my Eyes, and tell me, what it is you see in me?

 

[TheLostOnes]

 

[TheLostOnes]

fukk everyone that bought the Wakanda baseball jersey. I set myself up not getting it when I saw they restocked

 

[nose hair]

Listening some Parliament, trying to shake this cold off like

 

[nose hair]

Stevie J is funny without even trying to be

 

[Regine Hunter]

All that god damn overtime was for nothing?!

they told me all the hours i did put me in another tax bracket and taxed the fukk outta it. After all the deductions it came to an extra $100 than what i normally make. I literally cried at work

 

[TheLostOnes]

they told me all the hours i did put me in another tax bracket and taxed the fukk outta it. After all the deductions it came to an extra $100 than what i normally make. I literally cried at work

Blow the whole place up

 

[Ol’Otis]

still can't come up with a business name

 

[nose hair]

still can't come up with a business name

Otis E. Williams

The e is for Eric


Edit* for a business or a professional business name?

Business Name:

Maybe something plain like "Williams Incorporated"

 

[nose hair]

 

[nose hair]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

they told me all the hours i did put me in another tax bracket and taxed the fukk outta it. After all the deductions it came to an extra $100 than what i normally make. I literally cried at work

This why nikkas get shot up at work....

that's hella fukked up Reg..damn

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