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Lay there, please don't move baby
On me, don't you stop
Doggy, comin through baby
Watch me hit the spot
You make me wanna speak Spanish
You make me wanna be manish
Nothing could compare to the way we keep it hot
Strawberries soakin in amaretto out in the limo
Be spitty, got the car lookin pretty, in the window
Lets hit the indo
Commit a sin in this crescendo
Smoky, foggy
Take off your coat, lets hit the doggy
Pull out your scrunchie, let me play through your mane
Long, brown, nice and round, explorin my brain
Selective and picky when we get wet and get sticky
In and out, without a clue, not even a hickey
Love it or leave it, addictive like crystal to meth
And it's hard to let go of me when I shift to the left
Never like what you're happy for, I'm more than a man
I can even make you feel me when you're usin your hand
I'm confident, like an MVP
Got the key to the CPT
Lookin for a G like me
She F-E-M-A-L-E
Where you be at?
True love only can be that
I'm tellin you that you the shyt
Call me when you get this hit

Do I love her, do I need her? (nuh uh)
Do I take my money out and feed her? (no, no)
And should I treat her (no, no) like no other? (nah)
I don't know I think I need to ask my brother Suga Free.
Do I love her? (uh huh)
Do I need her? (Oh, yeah)
And when she tells me she loves me, I don't believe her (yeah, you do)
No I don't love her, (mm hmm)
And I don't need her (Yeah, yeah)
And if she don't give me me money I'm a leave her.


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I literally just took a 10 minute nap in the middle of making up my bed.

Like I pulled one side of the sheet up, climbed on the bed, took a nap, and then slid the other side on.

Now I'm laying across the bed for another rest before I put the top sheet on.

There's levels to this shyt. :wow:

Takes me about a hour to make my bed but..... :manny:

Word
My grandma use to call naps like that "cat naps"
She'd be like "I'm good, I took me a cat nap in the chair"

I be falling asleep at my computer somtimes now
I lay back in the the recliner and nod off for like an hour or 2 and then get back up
 
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I be passing out folding laundry :to:

I have gotten mighty flabby
What it is with me is, i always been a nightowl and I use to always be able to get up and coast off of 4 maybe 5 hours of sleep
But now being in my 30's, I can't.
I need more sleep
I be forgetting shyt more and more cause I don't sleep like i should at all
Like how u said, I'll be folding laundry or either be about to watch a movie or some shyt, and fall alseep 30 minutes into it if I'm good and comfortable
 
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I always go the opposite way with the seasons
It's winter and i got a beard but i'm bout to shave this motherfukker
Going back to the clean shave
Summer time roll around and my ass be having a thick ass beard again :why::manny::mjlol:
 
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