Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[SeveroDrgnfli]

She hit me up and said she'll be at the bar near my house in 15 minutes. I've seen 3 girls in 3 days. This shyt cray. Funny thing is 2/3 girls are taller than me and they're pretty. Idunno why I attract as many women as I do but I'm considering becoming a romantic tutor for guys who aren't attractive. Being attractive is a state of being, it's a skill, and it can be learned. I spent most my life unattractive. I studied and I practiced, and now I'm attractive.

A girl asked me to make a porno with her. She was serious. Another girl asked to me to help start her cam girl career. I low key convinced both of them to do something strange for some change. I might have been a pimp in my past life because I get women to act out of character.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Jeans are love, jeans are life

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

LMAO tonight was crazy! It's hard to be a player and a romantic. I love and accept all my girls. I met a stripper tonight. She had a great ass. I wish I could explain to brehs how I do this. I understand women at a level most dudes don't. Women all want the same things from men, gay or straight. LMAO this stripper made me dinner in my house. I can't get over how great her ass is. Some skinny girls are fine as fukk. I know she knew I was looking at her ass because when she bent over she'd crouch down. The back shots would be epic with her. She can arch her back well.

LOL I didn't stop looking though.

Alpha male tip: Don't lie to women about dumb shyt and don't be too aggressive. I got two girls who are DTF and I'm not pulling trigger now. They are drunk, and as a real nikka I don't want p*ssy I can't get sober. I assure you I will still smash both girls because I didn't push sex on them when they were drunk. I made out with both of them.

 

[ba'al]

Lmao Errol is lit af in this video. I get like that when I'm drinking too.
And at 1:43 what the hell is AB doing to Gervonta?

 

[Payroll]

Piff Clouds that spell out Poems before dissipation

 

[Payroll]

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I know the folks who left town salty as fukk. Saw one of my band mates was heading to Cape Fear on instagram......that's ass backwards but I kept my comments to myself. I was about to post "I'm going to the promise land, I'm going to the promise land, gargle gargle"

 

[ba'al]

So I was watching fox news

And saw they had done an interview with the Stormy Daniel's Lawyer guy and in the news line labelled him "Creepy Porn lawyer"

smh American news outlets are something boy.

 

[Ya' Cousin Cleon]

had a great time at a wedding this past weekend

nothing better than seeing people genuinely happy.

 

[JBoy]

high key when you get older you appreciate the ingenuity of older songs you dismissed as corny like "Car Wash" and "It Takes Two" when you were a young kid

 

[BigMan]

Mad Mexicans in nyc now

 

[Judo]

Breh on some type shyt forreal :lmaoooo:

 

[BigMan]

Forward ah dc

 

[Zero]

National Security is underrated as hell

 

[Tenchi Ryu]