I found some seeded grapes and I got happy as shyt. To have grapes grown the old-fashioned way is a treat these days, but on my momma, I swear this shyt I'm eating is the fake grapes with some seed stuffed in.
And while I'm on the subject of bullshyt fruits. Bananas haven't been real for at least three years.
I'm going to step my game up, buy some land and start farming. I hope fruits, vegetables, and weed can all grow together well.