Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I love my girl because she makes other women step their game up.

My girl is hella feminine. Her make up is always on point. She has her fingers and nails done all the time. She dresses like a girl. I've never seen her wear pants. She cooks for me, cleans up, and stays with a purse.

LOL I live in a town full of girls who want to be men. All my friend's girlfriends hate her because she makes them look manly. They don't cook, clean, make up looks bad, they dress like dudes, act like dudes, have no feminine skills, and aren't smarter than her. My girl goes to Cal and is doing PHD work on a variety of things. She isn't dumb and she's all about some black power.

She listens when I tell her something. If she doesn't want to do it she speaks up for herself.

I told my bros they're allowing women to get away fukk shyt. A woman can be my equal and still be feminine. My current girl proves that. All these girls shaving their head, not wearing bras, not wearing make up, not submitting to their man, can't cook, can't bake, can't clean, and enjoy dressing like dudes got the game fukked up.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Fat dudes were eating out here () at one point, what happened?

LOL naw, even at their peak fat men weren't pulling what I see fat girls pulling. A fat girl can shoot for the stars and a fat man has to take what he can get. I see fat girls with fit men, a lot, and I rarely see a top notch chick with a fat dude. I wonder how fat dudes feel about it because I know they notice it. I'm sure fat men know I'm not exaggerating this.

Their female counterparts(a lot) don't date fat men. I've heard fat girls say they need a muscular man, or a fit man, and 7/10 times that's what they get. I've never heard a fat man tell me about the fitness model or baddie they're dating. They tell how they can't get dates at all or can only date a small group of women. Being a fat dude seems depressing. Being a fat woman seems more fun because they get the cover of magazines and can be super models etc.

Men proudy pursue fat girls and call them BBW. What is the male equivalent to that? LOL we don't know because they're probably isn't one, and if there is it's not celebrated like BBW.

This double standard ain't fair to fat bros at all.

 

[Dwolf]

Just shoot t shirts out in the middle of the street?

Just to have one.
Maybe shoot shirts at people at a family gathering

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

LOL naw, even at their peak fat men weren't pulling what I see fat girls pulling. A fat girl can shoot for the stars and a fat man has to take what he can get. I see fat girls with fit men, a lot, and I rarely see a top notch chick with a fat dude. I wonder how fat dudes feel about it because I know they notice it. I'm sure fat men know I'm not exaggerating this.

Their female counterparts(a lot) don't date fat men. I've heard fat girls say they need a muscular man, or a fit man, and 7/10 times that's what they get. I've never heard a fat man tell me about the fitness model or baddie they're dating. They tell how they can't get dates at all or can only date a small group of women. Being a fat dude seems depressing. Being a fat woman seems more fun because they get the cover of magazines and can be super models etc.

Men proudy pursue fat girls and call them BBW. What is the male equivalent to that? LOL we don't know because they're probably isn't one, and if there is it's not celebrated like BBW.

This double standard ain't fair to fat bros at all.

Dating is hard even for fit men and fat girls are considered easy (your mileage may vary in 2018). A lot of them are getting fukked and/or used for resources. You are right about a lot of them straight up shunning fat men. They are disgusted by them.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Dating is hard even for fit men and fat girls are considered easy (your mileage may vary in 2018). A lot of them are getting fukked and/or used for resources. You are right about a lot of them straight up shunning fat men. They are disgusted by them.

I understand the thirst. I don't understand why more fat women don't date fat men. If they're about acceptance accepting their male counterparts is the logical first step.

I know one fat couple and they're in an open relationship.

 

[Hijo de luna]

Well damn. Coworker that I didn't even know was on that mjpls is talking about not letting her son wear a Nike jersey. Them mfs be talking like I'm not sitting here smh

 

[Prynce]

I gotta stay on a hair cut schedule

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Its time to change my phone number.....

I'm tired of people.

 

[tater]

I really enjoy buying shyt off of Groupon

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Its time to change my phone number.....

I'm tired of people.

I changed the phone number I had since 2001 this year. Now I have 2 phones and 2 numbers because it makes avoiding people easy.

Person I want to avoid: I called you

Me: Which number did you call?

Person I want to avoid:

me: that's my personal phone and I don't have it on me often. I'd give you my business line but it's only for business

Person I want to avoid:

Me: I'll call you back if you leave a voicemail I promise

Person I want to avoid:

Me:

 

[tater]

LOL naw, even at their peak fat men weren't pulling what I see fat girls pulling. A fat girl can shoot for the stars and a fat man has to take what he can get. I see fat girls with fit men, a lot, and I rarely see a top notch chick with a fat dude. I wonder how fat dudes feel about it because I know they notice it. I'm sure fat men know I'm not exaggerating this.

Their female counterparts(a lot) don't date fat men. I've heard fat girls say they need a muscular man, or a fit man, and 7/10 times that's what they get. I've never heard a fat man tell me about the fitness model or baddie they're dating. They tell how they can't get dates at all or can only date a small group of women. Being a fat dude seems depressing. Being a fat woman seems more fun because they get the cover of magazines and can be super models etc.

Men proudy pursue fat girls and call them BBW. What is the male equivalent to that? LOL we don't know because they're probably isn't one, and if there is it's not celebrated like BBW.

This double standard ain't fair to fat bros at all.

Is this really true? All the fat guys I know have hella hoes . But they have cool personalities too. I’ve never seen a really fit guy with a fat girl, usually they’re average body wise.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Is this really true? All the fat guys I know have hella hoes . But they have cool personalities too. I’ve never seen a really fit guy with a fat girl, usually they’re average body wise.

I don't know one full blown fat man that's pulling girls, and if they are they're not high quality women. Men complain to me about their lack of girls, that's the average man. And fat men I know sound suicidal and depressed over their inability to attract women. The women don't have a problem attracting high quality men and they expect to.

I live on the west coast. Being skinny and fit is are prerequisites for men that want to pull girls where I live. I've never in my life heard a woman say she wants a fat boy, but I've heard plenty of men openly proclaim their love for fat women.

There's the occasional Rick Ross type that can get some decent girls but that's not the standard.

I feel bad for them because that shyt affects a man's self esteem. If I didn't get the attention I do from women I'd feel like shyt. the ability to pick a girl and get her is a God level feeling.

The quality of woman a man can pull affects his self esteem so imagine how a guy who pulls no women feels. A lot of fat dudes ain't pulling. You don't have to believe me this is my random thought.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I changed the phone number I had since 2001 this year. Now I have 2 phones and 2 numbers because it makes avoiding people easy.

Person I want to avoid: I called you

Me: Which number did you call?

Person I want to avoid:

me: that's my personal phone and I don't have it on me often. I'd give you my business line but it's only for business

Person I want to avoid:

Me: I'll call you back if you leave a voicemail I promise

Person I want to avoid:

Me:

I actually have two phones too.

I think I'll change both numbers. That way I can definitely be free of the bugaboos.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

The key to staring at a big booty is the right facial expression.

Can't be like or cause that shyt look hella creepy and the blow the spot up. When she caught wind I'm peaking and look me in my eye I give her the .

She don't know if I'm impressed or not, now of all a sudden you dun became a mysterious nikka

You're welcome

 

[86\*/98]

The woman you are afraid to speak to probably is or has sucked and fukked on a nikka with doodoo stains in his drawls on a semi regular basis and she probably has a sink full of dishes and most likely didn’t brush her teeth the last time she stayed in all day.