Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[BlackPrint]

I must’ve heard this song 200 times in my life (Billy Joel is literally Jesus among New York white people.) and never paid attention to the lyrics... this shyt is deep as hell.



They’re sharing a drink called loneliness, but at least they’re not drinking alone.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I'm strong enough now to take that first step and admit that I have an addiction to Krispy Kreme

 

[BigMan]

Was having a great dream about my girl and then my landlord starts knocking on the door waking me up

 

[ba'al]

 

[Paradise]

Watching a camgirl on MFC, and a person in chat said "I wish I did "extra favors" so I could have passed High School"

This bih said "Well, when I was 14, I had a boyfriend who was 28. I moved in with him and he did my homework for 9th grade."

Just know, brehs, its a lot of dudes walking around smashing young chicks, and they both keep it to themselves so you would never know. Its strange this admission was just off the cuff and dudes in the chat laughing.

gross. What would a grown ass man possibly have in common with a 14 year old? She still watching cartoons and thinking pop tarts are one of the major food groups.

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Martin: "Tommy, who you date is your business. I wouldn't care if she was white, black, green......"

Cole: "Hold up. Now Martin, you know you'd be trippin' if Tommy walked in here with some green sista"

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

This the 3rd time I've had a deja vu moment this morning.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

AW shytakki mushrooms

 

[At30wecashout]

gross. What would a grown ass man possibly have in common with a 14 year old? She still watching cartoons and thinking pop tarts are one of the major food groups.

Sex, apparently. As a grown man, I realize what the term "fast" means when my mom used to refer to girls as that. And dudes willing to risk it all.

It's strange when I see this called rape....cause it doesn't just be the older party wanting it(it's not always some sick grooming). But I completely understand why the onus is on the older party to not partake. Young, horny and hormonal kids will be in situations they really shouldn't be, and dumb asses oblige. shyt, whenever I look at a woman, unless it is painfully obvious what her age range is, I always ask myself am I looking at a young', cause despite what people say, not all young ones move young. And again, some dudes out here don't give a fukk and feel as long as they won't be caught, they go all in.

28 with a 14 year old though? What the fukk???? She literally just learned she has her parts.

 

[Paradise]

Sex, apparently. As a grown man, I realize what the term "fast" means when my mom used to refer to girls as that. And dudes willing to risk it all.

It's strange when I see this called rape....cause it doesn't just be the older party wanting it(it's not always some sick grooming). But I completely understand why the onus is on the older party to not partake. Young, horny and hormonal kids will be in situations they really shouldn't be, and dumb asses oblige. shyt, whenever I look at a woman, unless it is painfully obvious what her age range is, I always ask myself am I looking at a young', cause despite what people say, not all young ones move young. And again, some dudes out here don't give a fukk and feel as long as they won't be caught, they go all in.

28 with a 14 year old though? What the fukk???? She literally just learned she has her parts.

I wonder if they feel like a dirty birdy when have relations with that young ass girl???
I understand some girls are hot in the pants and feel like boys are age aren't good enough to satisfy that hormonal urge to be with someone "more experienced... But it's not a good look for either party.

 

[pip77]

 

[Paradise]

Anybody else got a twitter???

 

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[LoMax30]

My mans came around the other day showing off some new designer sneakers he bought. When he told me the store he bought them at I concluded I'm pretty sure they sold him some fake kicks (and he isn't aware) Whenever I offer up suggestions or advice to my friend (trying to help him) he says I'm a hater. Do I break the news to him or keep it to myself?