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Yup.
Yes
My mom is up in New Jersey I can't get no Sunday dinner
Publix fried chicken & potato salad will have to do
Publix fried chicken & potato salad will have to do
YaFingerDealMe
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I ghosted every girl I ever met until I found the right one, in retrospect it’s wrong but dealing with a lot of hoes is a headache And it all worked out in the end
She had come to trick her mind into liking the Euro fit.....
It was going to take divine intervention to get her accustomed to the Mandingo
We decided to pick a spiritual place, and a key word to set things off......
I picked the church ( Caucasian/ Native American/ Korean
) She the word, we placed in envelope and exchanged.
I selected Native baptist church
here word was hallelujah
We get there take seats. The preaching commences
She leans over
tells me to go to the mens stall pull down my pants and wait for the word..... and that she wanted that BNC 
after about 3 min in i hear Hallelujah
This freak learned i mean had tutelage at the feet of Aphrodite
she then said what she wanted what BNC meant
That it would give me the holiest nut, bust the hardest......
She said she wanted that Big N***** Cock
It was going to take divine intervention to get her accustomed to the Mandingo
We decided to pick a spiritual place, and a key word to set things off......
I picked the church ( Caucasian/ Native American/ Korean
) She the word, we placed in envelope and exchanged.I selected Native baptist church
here word was hallelujah We get there take seats. The preaching commences
She leans over
tells me to go to the mens stall pull down my pants and wait for the word..... and that she wanted that BNC after about 3 min in i hear Hallelujah
This freak learned i mean had tutelage at the feet of Aphrodite
she then said what she wanted what BNC meant That it would give me the holiest nut, bust the hardest......
She said she wanted that Big N***** Cock
Rev Leon Lonnie Love
damned mine eyes, DAMNED mine eyes!!
from 1:23 onwards
That one American Dad episode where Steve and them are attending Snot's father's funeral
he had done it before god
he abducts or as bible puts it "takes" people 2kings 2:11 elijah taken
/ Genesis 5:24 enoch taken
it was my turn
He should me all of creation and the entire process
And ask me as in john 21:15/ do you love me more than these ( these bytches ) perhaps not all but he knew of one
So I could not lie/ they read my heart/ many believe the heart to be the mind/ the nucleus for you can be brain dead and still live yet not heart dead and....
i digress. they amplified what was in my heart. faintly words began to play and echo
And then so clearly so succinctly about this woman
god he abducts or as bible puts it "takes" people 2kings 2:11 elijah taken
/ Genesis 5:24 enoch takenit was my turn
He should me all of creation and the entire process
And ask me as in john 21:15/ do you love me more than these
( these bytches ) perhaps not all but he knew of oneSo I could not lie/ they read my heart/ many believe the heart to be the mind/ the nucleus for you can be brain dead and still live yet not heart dead and....
i digress. they amplified what was in my heart. faintly words began to play and echo
And then so clearly so succinctly about this woman
Yo shouts out to my mom one time
She just got home from New Jersey, changed her clothes and immediately got in the kitchen and started frying chicken
She just got home from New Jersey, changed her clothes and immediately got in the kitchen and started frying chicken
I love Latina women
Veteran
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
I made elotes (mexican corn)
