Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[AB Ziggy]

My former coworker(and homegirl) religious parents do not realize the fukkery she's been up to outside their home the past 5 years. They still think she's a virgin not realizing she's been hitting me up for sex at her after I switched departments the past year.

Though our recent smashes she's been catching feelings telling me "I should have dinner at her parents place one day". I fear she's been telling em about me behind my back.

I may have to let her go soon before she gets the wrong idea of where this is going cause I'm not interested beyond that hitting that ass and funny personality.

 

[Eastwoodjones]

Congratulation brother Wish your family and future child a wonderful stress-less life
So it wasn't planned? How did that happen being married

Well we weren’t exactly trying for a baby, but we just said if it happens it happens, and it happened a lot quicker than we thought.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If there's one thing I always tell yall, its that Coli beefs don't be having much on Black Youtube beef...these nikkas are a got damn mess

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And almost all they ass was at some point involved in the NBA 2K community

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@Shuttlesworth

Get ya boy

 

[I love Latina women]

Just shaved my head this morning after weeks of not shaving it
I need a barber like Dame got, who can shave my head every other day cause I done got lazy when it come to doing that shyt as often as I use too.

 

[brownsugah]

Day 4 of being vegetarian.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

If there's one thing I always tell yall, its that Coli beefs don't be having much on Black Youtube beef...these nikkas are a got damn mess

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And almost all they ass was at some point involved in the NBA 2K community

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@Shuttlesworth

Get ya boy

What this man done did now

 

[ba'al]

 

[Rawtid]

I'm tired of dead ass adult friendships. I'm not in a position to sustain this BS! At all.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Jury duty

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

As soon as I made my mind up that I was going to take that drive it started thundering.....

God speaks. I listen.

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[Darkslayer]

@feelosofer What Kind Of Kung Fu You Do?

 

[Turk]

Having to find a new barber is the fukking worst. My barber moved and this was my first time getting a cut since he dipped. This new nikka did alright but my previous barber had cut my hair for 2 1/2 years. I didn't even have to explain what I wanted, he would already know

 

[Bawon Samedi]

Still bumping...

 

[iBrowse]

If my gf was here I'd have her walking like a crab.

 

[I love Latina women]

If this song would've come out in like 2003, it would been much more popular.
It's classic Luda