Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Atlrocafella]

Watching season 1 of Martin on this beautiful Sunday

 

[AB Ziggy]

Anybody else never watch soccer normally but watch the World Cup religiously and cheer for whichever team has the most Black people?

I’m watching Senegal vs Korea with my shorty and they just scored mad early

We call them fair weather fans.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I'm so tipsy!

 

[Zero]

That was the fastest I've ever had customer service resolve an issue...on a Sunday at that.

 

[Prynce]

I be going out sad smh

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

She got me a lyft to and from the restaurant. She paid for dinner and my drinks. And I smashed. She wanted me to come to breakfast but I gotta work. She wants to come through tonight. Sex is fire too. I'm currently dating 4 girls at once. They're all different and I'm experimenting with them. This was the first I've left a girl take me out and I enjoyed it. It's nice to chill and be taken care of. I only have romantic feelings for one girl and I'm trying to settle down with her. I have more girls on deck too.

I decided to unleash the beast I've kept locked up for years. I have to use my looks and charm while I have them. I've always known my pipe game was worth paying for. I'm charming, not ugly, well dressed, I can cook my ass off, and I can hang out anywhere. I don't feel bad about what I'm doing because I think traditional dating doesn't work for me. I ended up focused on one girl who ain't for me like I'm for her. Now I'm for no woman and I'm only for myself. Suddenly girls are willing to run marathons for me. When I care they don't want me and now that I clearly don't care girls do the most to get my affection.

Now I know how to hack a woman's brain. I practice on every girl I meet. I try to fukk every girl I meet low key, haha, it reminds me of being in high school and hollering at every girl that walked by.

I see two girls a day. The trick is getting one out before the other comes through. I shut off my cell phone too so I can control communication. Shout out google voice.

I HATE PART TIME SOCCER FANS. Only thing I hate more than that are people who didn't trying to tell someone about the game. If you haven't played competitive soccer there are things you don't understand about the game someone who played for years does. Shut up and listen because your opinion doesn't matter unless you coached.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I've had a whole conversation with my sister and helped her clean her house snd don't remember ANY of it. I'm fukkED up!

 

[Zero]

I thought ASMR was a joke until I closed my eyes and my back started tingling

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Some mufukkas fell off hard after high school

While others legit IG model status now

Damn she fine

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Joy looking like a snack

 

[Kings County]

lol we not talking for something i dont even desire to do now that i think about it It was just a hypothetical
this is stupid
just been at home doing the same shyt i usually do

 

[I love Latina women]

I love really quick storms
Sun is back out and now it's cooler

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Mood

 

[Cladyclad]

At mike tyson one man show at the MGM in Detroit . Dude fan base is every kind of human being created. shyt crazy