Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Almost told the little Asian Heifer to square up.

Getting my eyebrows waxed doesn't usually hurt that bad.


I think she had some built up anger.

Wang Lu must have stayed out too late last night.

 

[Zero]

Almost told the little Asian Heifer to square up.

Getting my eyebrows waxed doesn't usually hurt that bad.


I think she had some built up anger.

Wang Lu must have stayed out too late last night.

Maybe you were just hairier than usual

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Maybe you were just hairier than usual

I was about a week overdue.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

shyt never gets old

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Nissan is smoking dikks if they think they are about to finesse me out of anything other than an oil change and tire rotation.

"Ma'am your windshield wipers are falling apart. For only $39.99 we can....."

"Nah....I'm straight I got somebody on that. My oil change though...."

 

[brownsugah]

Brandy’s damn voice...

 

[8WON6]

 

[Mac Brown]

Nissan is smoking dikks if they think they are about to finesse me out of anything other than an oil change and tire rotation.

"Ma'am your windshield wipers are falling apart. For only $39.99 we can....."

"Nah....I'm straight I got somebody on that. My oil change though...."

You can walk into any place that does inspections and get them cheaper

 

[brownsugah]

Today marks the 15 year anniversary of this song’s release. Nothing was the same afterwards.

 

[N711oir]

 

[N711oir]

 

[ba'al]

Two old haitian nikkas was at my job today and these nikkas was speaking english at the desk but switch to creole when I came into the office and basically said my hair was not comb and I didn't look basically presentable for work. Lol i aint say shyt though man. I should've said something in creole to them but i ain't been building my creole vocabulary to say anything real slick or witty like that. This my last week there so fukk it regardless.


this is how my shyt looks

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I found a rifle in my closet. LOL I gotta chill. I didn't know it was in there and it was loaded, at least the safety was on. I forget how I'm living sometimes. It's normal to me but to most people it's dangerous. If someone breaks into my house I'm not calling the cops I'm handling it. Girls tell me they feel safe around me little do they know they're very safe around me. My house is a fort. I feel bad for anyone thinking we're an easy lick.

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

Black incels are litteraly the most extreme form of c00ns. I don't see how you can let a White dude call you the n-word freely nor how you can agree with him when he calls your own race inferior just because you think in your toxic little fantasy that Black women don't date / marry Black men.

I wonder if some Coli posters are Incels or are getting close to becoming one.​