Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

 

[Aphrodite]

She can't sing but this song is nice.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Under great pressure

 

[brownsugah]

Most of the time, I'd rather listen to music than talk.

 

[315]

This type of pain you couldn't even kill with Midol, fukk around get sprayed with Lysol
In ya face like a can of mace bebeh, is it burnin well fukk it now ya learnin

 

[Juliano Soprano]

Just went on a date with this 5’11 (claim to be 6’0)chick who’s man finessed his height for 6 years

I’m 5’9 and date tall women alll the time so it ain’t no thang. We plan on meeting tonight and She hits me up and says “I’ll be the real tall girl that comes in, just so you don’t be alarmed by my height!” So I’m expecting some chick just hovering over me...she come in and like slightly taller than me, same height as my ex, 5’11.

Me: I was expecting you to be taller after the text
Her: I am tall, I thought you was 5’9 so wanted to warn you but you’re definitely not 5’9
Me: Yes I am, why, you think I’m shorter?
Her: Nah definitely taller, like 5’11ish...my ex is 5’10 and he came to my shoulder and you’re taller than him so..
Me: homeboy was lying, I get measured erry year, I’m legit 5’9.
Her:

Homegirl saw the light brehs, she was height finessed for 6 years dude was probably 5’7-5’8

 

[Judo]

It's hard to call. I just started to listening to THC and I love it. It reminds me of the Re Education Of Lauryn Hill. Waves is dope too. The Waters is my favorite because it's dark, moody, black, ghetto, and artsy. His albums all sound different and the content is different. He quietly dropped three albums in two years that have high replay value. It's like his albums are songs in his catalog which is like an album. The albums all play off of one another. I've never heard an artist do that.

He really impresses me. Dude is fukking talented as fukk and it upsets me he isn't getting more shine. If J Cole's boring ass gets shine for his boring ass content idunno why Mick can't. Mick is more exciting and he takes the high road. Cole's music is too direct sometimes.

Yeah, THC was really impressive. I love waves, it was pretty dope too. The Water was something great, but I want something more of it tho. I feel like he got it, but I need to hear more. "or more:..." series are great too, but I want more from him so I can't wait to really hear something more from him. Trees and Truth was dope as hell too, I really fukk with that mixtape a lot.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

When your spouse switches up to your favorite hairstyle, thats how oops babies are made

:chappelleomg:

 

[BigMan]

Dracos, on Dracos, on Dracos, on Dracos
40's, on 40's, on 40's
I just bought me some new water
Wetter than Katrina shout out New Orleans
I made a promise my nikkas gon' ball:Blessedshmoney:
Hard in the paint change my name to John Wall

 

[315]

 

[Aphrodite]

The greatest gems come from the hood: me

So beautiful
So talented
So intelligent
So magnetic
So creative
So sexy
So bold
So humble & down to earth

All these layers.

Wow, I do the Black race a ton of justice without even trying.
I make us look amazing.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[Ol’Otis]

The greatest gems come from the hood: me

So beautiful
So talented
So intelligent
So magnetic
So creative
So sexy
So bold
So humble & down to earth

All these layers.

Wow, I do the Black race a ton of justice without even trying.
I make us look amazing.

nikka ur from the suburbs

Stop living out ur hood-rat fantasies

 

[Ol’Otis]

@TheLostOnes

 

[BigMan]