Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[brownsugah]

It’s raining/overcast outside atm. My type of weather.

 

[Panther]

@NerdNash you got more shirts dropping for the summer?

 

[Rawtid]

When you're on the rag and everything is irritating:

Them: Good Morning

Me: fukk you mean "Good morning"? What are you trying to say exactly?!?

I'm sorry.

 

[The Mad Titan]

I'm officially old. I mean I been old and always felt old, but now I have old people goals. I like being in bed by 10pm, so I can wake up early and exercise. I have birthday ideas like group zumba, a tour of the city or an African drumming class instead of bar hopping and lots of alcohol. I'd rather stay home and do a game night instead of a club. Just on some chill shyt for real. I'll invite you to go for a walk on a trail before a party. *sigh*

Guess I'm old too now, funny thing is I was just thinking about these things.

 

[Rawtid]

Guess I'm old too now, funny thing is I was just thinking about these things.

Old people tend to think alike. Time to embrace what makes me happy or is fun to me even though others say it's boring. I'm volunteering at a wine festival this Saturday and I"m pretty excited. Wouldn't have attended it as a guest though.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I was over this one bytch's crib once and she started fukkin' herself with a dildo. I got hard as fukk. She told me "come taste my p*ssy".

I put my face in between her legs, about to eat her p*ssy, and this dusty ass bytch shoved the dildo in my mouth and said "suck all of me off of it"

 

[BigMan]

 

[TheLostOnes]

@TheLostOnes @Shuttlesworth @K.Dot @Judo

This is negworthy :Superdahell:

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

I don't know why I got a taste for some french toast.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

June 11 is the day net neutrality ends gotta keep fighting

 

[JackRoss]

Servin nikkas wit a ghetto subpoena got that A town stomp in back of Phillips Arena

Why are you telling me this

 

[stave]

At the DMV and it's a stud up here that looks like Ty Dolla $ign but the size of Eddie Lacy

 

[brownsugah]

LASIK is one of the best investments ever. I’m so happy I got it done.

 

[Zero]

Might be time to cop that Hitman from 2016 now that the definitive edition is out

 

[Rockstar Mom]

It’s literally the last 2 days of classes. Why is the professor still giving entire lectures?

I’m not coming tommorow.