Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Hugs]

Bomani Jones deadass blocked me
What a complete fakkit

Spoiler

 

[Ol’Otis]

All these old people in the waiting room of the doctor's office and they are staring at me like I'm an alien.

I'm not allowed to be sick, Dorothy?

They say black people don’t get sick

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

They say black people don’t get sick

I wish all this beautiful melanin kept me illness free as well.

 

[Ol’Otis]

Mood:

 

[Atlrocafella]

I don’t like to talk about anyone’s child, but if my friend don’t stop posting pics of her baby, I’m just gonna have to unfollow , the baby really looks like a monkey fam

 

[Ol’Otis]

Got my hands around ur hips

Freaky bytch come gimme kiss

 

[BigMan]

When I dip you dip we dip
You put your hand upon my hip
When you dip I dip we dip
I put my hand upon your hip

 

[ba'al]

 

[Ol’Otis]

Don’t give nobody no coochie while I’m locked up

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

nikkas is all the same.

I wouldn't have offered yo Rihanna vally girl accent ass shyt

 

[Ol’Otis]

Wonder why we call u bytch?

 

[Ol’Otis]

My biological clock is ticking




But dammit it’s so many dysfunctional women out here

 

[Poitier]

Most likely I'm too intelligent
They say cuts heal, not much here
You forget about it or you get around it
Can't forget about it, then you kill about it
I'm a ordained street minister
Read the bible, but a finish ya
Still have trouble with letting go
That ain't my ho, I just thought it was
My friends laughed when I kissed on her
Shoulda pulled my dikk out and pissed on em
My family on fire wouldn't piss on em
Cold world, don't quit on me
Grind hard, get rich on em
Whatever you do just stack paper

 

[PortCityProphet]

So I work with this chick everyday we basically partners. She's married, not hoeish at all only fukked 3 dudes in her life including her husband. But man do i feel like we on the verge of gettin there sometimes.
Last week I had on a hoodie and as soon as I took it off she grabbed my arms. Then today when I took off my hoodie she bumped into my chest to cop a feel. And we were joking about doing a good job and slapping each other on the ass like athletes. She said she wouldn't care if I slapped her on the ass and I could if I wanted to. I said you're married I wouldn't feel right.
Man I wanna fukk her so bad.

 

[Elle Driver]

I wouldn't have offered yo Rihanna vally girl accent ass shyt

Why you be tryin to hurt my feelings?