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Hardees brought back the Memphis BBQ Thickburger
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It's about to be a :flabbynsick: summer
 

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Met a gal last summer who i would periodically hit up to see if i can get in them panties.



Long story short... got her to profess a couple things... one of thing being her being 6 months pregnant and extremely horny.



Her man hasn't fukked her since she been prego.




Told her i would be more than gracious to give her that work.




Meeting her in an hour at the hotel near the air port to put a dent in that babies head.




I don't know what's been up with me and moms/single moms...




But as of now... this shiit rocks (til things hit the fan and i'm dealing with their baby daddies).




If y'all don't ever hear from me again, it's cuz i got played and assassinated at the hotel .





At least i meant well...





Well, i gotta stay alive, i'm flying out of town to meet the single mom i've been talking to for the past month.




Btw, only the pregnant chick knows of the other girl i'm flying out to see. Not vice versa.




I was thinking to myself that i was too old for this...




But not really.




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PortCityProphet

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Met a gal last summer who i would periodically hit up to see if i can get in them panties.



Long story short... got her to profess a couple things... one of thing being her being 6 months pregnant and extremely horny.



Her man hasn't fukked her since she been prego.




Told her i would be more than gracious to give her that work.




Meeting her in an hour at the hotel near the air port to put a dent in that babies head.




I don't know what's been up with me and moms/single moms...




But as of now... this shiit rocks (til things hit the fan and i'm dealing with their baby daddies).




If y'all don't ever hear from me again, it's cuz i got played and assassinated at the hotel .





At least i meant well...





Well, i gotta stay alive, i'm flying out of town to meet the single mom i've been talking to for the past month.




Btw, only the pregnant chick knows of the other girl i'm flying out to see. Not vice versa.




I was thinking to myself that i was too old for this...




But not really.




.

Pregnant p*ssy is the best :noah:
I'd risk dying for it too.
Buss all types of nuts in that thang. Hope you still alive :salute:
 
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