Dreamzeedream
Banned
I'm officially looking for a girlfriend
What happen
I wouldn't wish working weekends on my worst enemy
how the hell a hafe eaten shrimp get in there.My friend didn't notice until he was pretty much done with his drink that there was a half eaten piece of shrimp in his cup.
Neither of us had shrimp.
I told the waitress about it and I saw her take the cup to show a friend and they started laughing about it.
I cut the fukk up. I even lied and told them that he had a shellfish allergy.
I had a point to prove.
bury him under the jail am i rite? heeehaww.If he's black. You know what to do....
u have food poisoningFarts smelling like BBQ'd onion
The fukk did I eat because I havent even been wildin out