Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[I love Latina women]

JUSTIN BIEBER N JAY ELECT ON A POOH BEAR TRACK


NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THIS shyt​

What the fukk is Jay Electronica doing?!

 

[The M.I.C.]

Out of 2,000+ adjusters in my department company wide I'm in the top 20 for performance. That puts me in the top 1%. I still didn't get promoted. It's and at the same damn time.

If you're with GEICO or Allstate, I'm not surprised.

 

[The M.I.C.]

My work base is right next door to a garage for a trucking company...

I parked my shyt near the entrance for their drive way, and still left a respectable amount of space there for a truck to get out. Came out to get in the whip during my lunch break and came back to that bullshyt.

:lebrondamson:

So dude just steamrolled ya whip and kept it pushin?

 

[MollyGalaga]

What the fukk is Jay Electronica doing?!

"Hard 2 Face Reality (feat. Justin Bieber & Jay Electronica)" from Poo Bear Presents: Bearthday Music by Poo Bear on iTunes

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

If you're with GEICO or Allstate, I'm not surprised.

GEICO. I'm a shoe-in for the next round but too much t*ts and ass was hobnobbing with the right people. 'Tis all good.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

So dude just steamrolled ya whip and kept it pushin?

Literally

I filed a police report, but with no cameras and the trucking company "claiming" they don't know nothing, its damn near a lost cause.

You can tell its a truck cause he swiped the whole right side

 

[I love Latina women]

"Hard 2 Face Reality (feat. Justin Bieber & Jay Electronica)" from Poo Bear Presents: Bearthday Music by Poo Bear on iTunes

This gotta be 1 of the oddest collaborations of all time.

 

[BigMan]

racist

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Literally

I filed a police report, but with no cameras and the trucking company "claiming" they don't know nothing, its damn near a lost cause.

You can tell its a truck cause he swiped the whole right side

 

[The M.I.C.]

GEICO. I'm a shoe-in for the next round but too much t*ts and ass was hobnobbing with the right people. 'Tis all good.

Eventually, you'll get it breh, your numbers are too good..My friend was an auto adjuster for GEICO for awhile, was tops in his region and they refused to give up the bag for him. He quit and started working at a BMW dealership as aservice advisor making more money with less stress.

Literally

I filed a police report, but with no cameras and the trucking company "claiming" they don't know nothing, its damn near a lost cause.

You can tell its a truck cause he swiped the whole right side

Breh, def go get yourself a dash cam just in case something like this happens again. Most come with the G sensor that starts activating once it detects collision.

 

[Aphrodite]

racist

They're all white and some are "Below average intelligence" & "Cognitively impaired".

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[OGBobbyJohnson]

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

@Imperfect Perfectionista guess what bae? I found a Tony Braxton CD in the trash. I was like Why would someone ruin perfectly good trash with a Tony Braxton CD?

So on second thought..... I won't be calling you back.


You're a jerk.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Idunno how to say this so i'm just going to say it. This woman born with no arms or legs is looking hella good to me. I think that makes me a great person. At the very least I'm not a shallow person. LOL I really want to ask her some personal questions but they're out of pocket. I'm sure people are nice to people born without limbs, but does anybody try to fukk? I really want to know. Because I would smash. Her face is nice. Titties nice. She doesn't have any amputation scars.

Hahaha, I can't believe what I'm saying right now. But I think the p*ssy would be fire. She would probably ride me like she may never get any D again in her life. That is an experience. I wonder if she drinks or smokes weed. Does she get drunk and slutty like everybody else?

I'm either going to heaven or hell.