I'm still drunk. I fell asleep half naked. My abs look great.
I might not eat, drink, or put a shirt on today. People need to see my upper abs and get jelly, which is funny, cause I make PBJ's with the jelly on the bread.
I need to eat and rehydrate I gotta work today. I got this girl's number in my pocket. Apparently we talked a lot. I have the conversation on paper because I was passing notes to her. Pretty sure she's white. It says "I'm from West Virginia" LMAO that's gotta be a Becky. Not that I give a fukk, but I haven't dated or smashed a white girl in 5 years. Which is insane because they luhhhhh me.
It's funny when black people question my loyalty to the race. I've given top notch easy p*ssy for the race. I could have an orgy every night of tatooed pierced little snow bunnies. Or thotty latinas who also luhhhh a nikka.
It's hella funny to me when girls who are single as fukk, nobody hollering at them, and have only dated bums isn't feeling me. I'm a fukking catch and a half.
LMAO this is why I don't drink like that often. I drink until I pass out and I have no filter for my behavior. I peed on the street like four times on my home. Like right in the middle of the street. I did it on purpose too! LOL I remember thinking,"when they take me to jail I gotta call my boss to tell her I can't come to work tomorrow." HAHAHA.
Some cracker told me I'm shiney and I told his cracker ass I'm black and I glow. And he said he didn't mean it like that and I said I meant it like that. I was trying to fight this nikka. I really hate when crackers and asians try to little bro black people. We are their big bros, you don't little bro us.
I drank like 2 forties. Went to the bar had two drinks that were 12% alcohol. I didn't even eat yesterday. I weigh 150lbs. Luckily I drink a lot of water.
I really want some candy and I really want to fukk. Like biting, hitting, choking, wake up the neighbors type fukking.
I had on underwear when I left the house today, where the fukk are my Polo boxers. THem shyts are expensive.