Lemme get this straight. Somebody PLEASE explain this to me.
So someone has a plate of food in front of them. I'd imagine they're hungry as fukk and they might even get hungrier if it looks good. The first thing they do instead of picking up the fork and knife is whip out their smart phone to take a picture and show the world what they are about to eat and eventually turn to shyt sometime later.
the fukk? That shyt is way too much work. Put the phone down and eat, fukker. You aren't make anybody jealous starving yourself 5 seconds too long for attention taking pictures of your plate.