Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[SmarkMero]

Titties just jiggling

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[Cladyclad]

 

[I love Latina women]

Speaking Jake Steed, this shyt was smooth

 

[Ol’Otis]

Got carried out of the bar by the police

That a girl

 

[Mac Brown]

I'm still in my box of shame.

I cut the fukk up last night.

Did you show that box and feel shamed?

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Did you show that box and feel shamed?

No.


At least I hope I didn't

 

[I love Latina women]

I miss the way things were like 15 years ago

 

[mannyrs13]

I took the L today. I was with my godkids in their community pool and my godson threw my phone in. After i done dipped it in to show his older sister that it was waterproof. I guess Samsung lied about that. And right after i had finished paying it off too. shyt wont turn on, charge or nothing. luckily i was able to salvage the sd card. and luckily i have a gear s3 watch so i can still receive calls and texts. plan on switching carriers and going with their parents to tmobile. they left my plan and went over there so i'm gonna get a new phone with them. didn't want to buy a new phone until may atleast but i'm gonna have to. might be cheaper for me on the monthly phone bill tho so we'll see. gotta thug it out for a week with no phone. luckily they don't allow us to use our phones at work so i can stay productive and not slack off.

 

[Prynce]

 

[Prynce]

I gotta get my act together.

 

[The M.I.C.]

Her words are sweet like wine, from her lips drip seduction like honey and her bed is decorated with aloes and myrrh, yea..she has prepared her bed as a hunter prepares a snare for his prey. I have called her my Beloved, up from the dust does she rise and shine brightly to take vengeance on all my enemies.

Take comfort young man, take rest upon her bosom and replenish yourself in her pleasures and rise no more. Is there any strength in the grave? Can there be any supplication heard from the corners of death? A man is broken by foolishness and utterly destroyed by his lusts, he cannot be satisfied therefore he is robbed alway.

The foolish man and the wanton woman, they will all be ripped up and destroyed. My Beloved, you thought you were glorious..you trusted in your beauty and subtle words with empty wisdom. Yet, there is no reasoning with the sword and there is no defense against grievous curses.

 

[BigMan]

 

[Dwolf]

Let's run down the list:

- Almost got into a fight
-drank wayyyyy too much
-passed out on the bar
-Got carried out of the bar by the police
-Threw up all over my dress
-Threw up in my sister's hair
-Threw up all through the streets of Savannah
-Cried and proceeded to fall asleep on a stranger's lap (he was a gentleman though...at least I think he was)


I pray no one I know saw me in that state. I am going to swear up and down that it wasn't me.

fukkery

 

[Panther]

I took the L today. I was with my godkids in their community pool and my godson threw my phone in. After i done dipped it in to show his older sister that it was waterproof. I guess Samsung lied about that. And right after i had finished paying it off too. shyt wont turn on, charge or nothing. luckily i was able to salvage the sd card. and luckily i have a gear s3 watch so i can still receive calls and texts. plan on switching carriers and going with their parents to tmobile. they left my plan and went over there so i'm gonna get a new phone with them. didn't want to buy a new phone until may atleast but i'm gonna have to. might be cheaper for me on the monthly phone bill tho so we'll see. gotta thug it out for a week with no phone. luckily they don't allow us to use our phones at work so i can stay productive and not slack off.

put it in a bowl of uncooked rice breh, saved my phone once when i dropped it in water