Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts
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SeveroDrgnfli
Ain't nobody tryin to get indicted.
I really wanted to beat someone to death with a metal pipe tonight. Nobody tried me though, I'm disappointed. The one time I was alone and ready to commit felony assault everybody was acting all scary. I didn't care who it was, first person to talk crazy or look at me for too long was catching a dome shot. The whole time I was walking home I was wishing someone would try me. I think how comfortable I was scared the shyt out of them. I was so calm, I still am. When I get pissed off it's hard to tell because I become very calm, I lower my voice, and I relax my face. In my head I seeing violent scenes plays out. I pick my favorite and decide that's what I'm going to do to whoever I'm pissed at.
When I was kid this dude kept talking when I was sleeping. I told him if he said one more word I was going to beat him with a broom and then stick it up his ass. He said one word. I calmly got out of my bed, grabbed that wooden broom, and I beat the shyt out of that kid with that broom. He ran outside like a ho, screaming for help, and by the time help came I was trying to stick an entire broom up his ass. Luckily I was a minor so I didn't get in trouble.
It's funny to me when people think I'm kidding when I say I'm going to do some foul shyt to them. I remember choking someone and telling them I could kill you if I wanted to but I'm going to let you live. He was screaming like a bytch, "I can't breathe." I laughed and told him that's the point of me choking you. I remember considering if I should kill him or not. I wasn't even mad. I only let him live because it was taking too long to decide and I was choking him. LOL there's a point when choking someone where you don't have a choice whether or not they die. That's the only reason that kid is alive, I swear to God. Took too long to decide so I let go.
I told this dude to punch me in the face one day. He punched me in my mouth. I had braces and was bleeding a lot. I spat all the blood in his face. For someone he didn't want to fight anymore after that. LOL, I told him I was going to spit in his face.
This is why I don't get drunk or do hella drugs. I would probably wake up in a pool of someone's blood, in jail, the hospital, or not at all. This is also why I don't argue with people and avoid fighting at all costs. I'm not the person to try to get mad. If I get mad you might get murdered.
I told this dude online I was going to catch a flight to his city and find his family. I was serious. I showed him the cost of the trip and how easy he is to find. LOL I showed that nikka the cost of the tickets and my plan to find his family. He stopped talking crazy after that. I'm not the one. I am comfortable with violence and I'm vengeful.
Everybody is a tough guy until they meet someone who's willing to throw their life away over words. I am willing to do that. IDGAF. Jail wouldn't be scary to me if I was doing big numbers. I'd be super violent all the time. Those are my people. Jail would be a homecoming. I'm with it, at least whoever I kill in jail is a bad person.
Nobody can say I ducked a fade in my life. I'm all the way with the shyt and I welcome it sometimes. Big or small, don't matter, I will fukking put you in the hospital, if you're lucky. Last dude I let my hands go on had a real fukked up face. Cuts above and below each eye, all swollen in the face, and I felt bad when I saw him a few days later. He still acts scary when he sees me.
I think he forgot he started it. I just fukked him up. I told him I was going rearrange his face, he thought I was kidding. His mom was trying to talk me afterwards.
Advantage of being small is I can sell self defense easy. I always get people to attack me first. Then I try to kill them.
When I was kid this dude kept talking when I was sleeping. I told him if he said one more word I was going to beat him with a broom and then stick it up his ass. He said one word. I calmly got out of my bed, grabbed that wooden broom, and I beat the shyt out of that kid with that broom. He ran outside like a ho, screaming for help, and by the time help came I was trying to stick an entire broom up his ass. Luckily I was a minor so I didn't get in trouble.
It's funny to me when people think I'm kidding when I say I'm going to do some foul shyt to them. I remember choking someone and telling them I could kill you if I wanted to but I'm going to let you live. He was screaming like a bytch, "I can't breathe." I laughed and told him that's the point of me choking you. I remember considering if I should kill him or not. I wasn't even mad. I only let him live because it was taking too long to decide and I was choking him. LOL there's a point when choking someone where you don't have a choice whether or not they die. That's the only reason that kid is alive, I swear to God. Took too long to decide so I let go.
I told this dude to punch me in the face one day. He punched me in my mouth. I had braces and was bleeding a lot. I spat all the blood in his face. For someone he didn't want to fight anymore after that. LOL, I told him I was going to spit in his face.
This is why I don't get drunk or do hella drugs. I would probably wake up in a pool of someone's blood, in jail, the hospital, or not at all. This is also why I don't argue with people and avoid fighting at all costs. I'm not the person to try to get mad. If I get mad you might get murdered.
I told this dude online I was going to catch a flight to his city and find his family. I was serious. I showed him the cost of the trip and how easy he is to find. LOL I showed that nikka the cost of the tickets and my plan to find his family. He stopped talking crazy after that. I'm not the one. I am comfortable with violence and I'm vengeful.
Everybody is a tough guy until they meet someone who's willing to throw their life away over words. I am willing to do that. IDGAF. Jail wouldn't be scary to me if I was doing big numbers. I'd be super violent all the time. Those are my people. Jail would be a homecoming. I'm with it, at least whoever I kill in jail is a bad person.
Nobody can say I ducked a fade in my life. I'm all the way with the shyt and I welcome it sometimes. Big or small, don't matter, I will fukking put you in the hospital, if you're lucky. Last dude I let my hands go on had a real fukked up face. Cuts above and below each eye, all swollen in the face, and I felt bad when I saw him a few days later. He still acts scary when he sees me.
I think he forgot he started it. I just fukked him up. I told him I was going rearrange his face, he thought I was kidding. His mom was trying to talk me afterwards.
Advantage of being small is I can sell self defense easy. I always get people to attack me first. Then I try to kill them.
So my family have a bet going around to see how big my baby is going to be because I look like I’m carrying two. 
I’m going to feel fat if he is only 6 lbs.
I’m going to feel fat if he is only 6 lbs.
Bonus hits this Friday, we talking 10K 
Damn, Akua Naru is dope on the Mic.Akua Naru - Take A Ride
www.blaqspot.tv/video/124
That band was nice too!
I want to see her perform live.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
20 something years of wearing a bra and I just now realized that stupid "don't wear black bras under white shirts" is white people shyt. For the life of me I never understood this since that was the only color bra that doesn't show thru white shirts on me 
I hate white media
I hate white media
Ol’Otis
The Picasso of the Ghetto
These dudes really hate women
BruhManFromTheFifthFlo
Veteran
bytches can’t just post their thirst trap without saying some dumb shyt in the caption
Cheeks on deck tho
Cheeks on deck tho
BruhManFromTheFifthFlo
Veteran
-shyt bytches from LSA would sayThese dudes really hate women
-shyt shae butter twitter feminist would say
