Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Your new girl or your ex? You tryna be a daddy?


Apparently my face look swollen and I got that ready to go in labor look now. I feel Ugly and fat. I didn’t even gain any weight with this pregnancy.

The old roster chick

She on birth control tho


Yesterday
I was on a date with the cheerleader chick
From 4pm to 3am



no sex

Just hanging together

She so cool




I still miss my ex tho too

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

One of these days imma leave my house with my phone fully charged

 

[PortCityProphet]

 

[PortCityProphet]

I've been crying about how Arinze Stanley doesn't have art readily available for purchase. I was so adamant about it that I got in contact with someone who represents him. They were prepared to contact him for me and then they hit me with his prices. $ 61657.00 - $184971.00

I felt like such a broke boy when I told her I would call her back in a day or two and we both knew that she knew I was lying.

I could feel her face over the phone.

Young man getting big bread
Having one of his works on your wall is the equivalent to hanging a Ferrari on it


We so damn poor
If I ever hit the lotto tho my crib gonna look like an art gallery

 

[86\*/98]

I thought BP’s little sister was fine until my girl pointed out that she looks like Randy from the wire.

Welcome to the club, breh.

We still got Lupita.

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

I thought BP’s little sister was fine until my girl pointed out that she looks like Randy from the wire.

Welcome to the club, breh.

We still got Lupita.

Randy look like he could be R. Kelly's son

 

[K.Dot]

Got monster Hunter world

 

[Petty Crocker]

It scared me. dikks still scare me

What was it about it that scared you, ?

I was like

When I saw it.

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

nikkas gonna learn not to pop up at my residence without a call or text first.


Never get too comfortable without confirmation.

You'll end up with hurt feelings.

 

[Cladyclad]

Beyonce making bank off my streams

When I not home I have her shyt streaming 24/7

 

[Cladyclad]

One of these days imma leave my house with my phone fully charged

Unless u fall asleep charging it

No u will not sir ​

 

[K.Dot]

The 9-5 worker bee life is going to be DONE for me soon. Got everything in motion

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

famous amos cookies don't taste as good as they used to, might as well eat chips ahoy

 

[BigMan]

Bartier Cardi makes me want to pistol whip a baby