I hate the modern man. I'm a classic man. I work on my own cars, bikes, etc. I have a tool box, I have motor and machine oil etc. Real man shyt. A knife collection. Clippers. You know man shyt. It bothers me how people who don't have skills or know how to do anything with their hands are so inconsiderate. Any man who's worked on anything mechanical knows you get fukking oil everywhere. So you take steps to prevent spreading oil all over your fukking house. I leave my front door cracked because I have a long yard and two fences, we're safe as fukk.
My roommate is a new nikka and he's shook as fukk. Dude saw my gun and literally ran away like a bytch. Anyway I leave my door cracked so I don't get machine oil on my door. This nikka locked me out my fukking house after I told him to not do that multiple times if I'm working out here. It started to rain so I ran and I forgot my cell was in my lap and I broke my cell. I don't have a land line and my old ass momma doesn't know how to email like that and she's on her way over.
Thanks to bytch ass new nikka I have to do a therapy session, get a new phone whole it's cold as fukk, I've been working six dy weeks for months, I'm exhausted, I don't have the patience for this shyt, but I have to be an adult and handle this without being violent. It's hard as fukk.
I don't understand these new nikkas. Yes I have guns, I have knives, I have a machete, I have tools, I have bikes, I have skateboards, I have cars, I have normal man shyt. Things most normal men my age own.
I'm raising my sons to be men. A man can produce something with his hands, can bust guns or throw hands, and can do general maintence work. The day I call triple A to replace a flat for me or my loved ones is the day I go brain dead.
Also, LOL why can I break into cars and houses like it's nothing. Growing up in the actual hood gave me a great skill set.
I own three ski masks too. I wish a nikka would, if I have to take it there I'm equipped to take it there. I don't have to call anyone to my dirty work. People call me to do theirs. I am always armed too and I always have a ski mask on me. I leave the house without my cell phone more than I leave the house without my ski mask and weapon.
I forget my wallet a lot but I never forget those two things. You never know when you might have to commit a felony. Real talk.
