Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Tenchi Ryu]

I don't normally partake in the unharlem hobby of dikk policing...

But Cam fukked up here....Juju a real one looking at this breakfast club interview and sound like the nikka got insecure and bushed her...


You don't bush a good woman brehs

:lebrondamson:

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

LOL I've smashed a lot of my "friends" baby moms, wives, fiancees, and long term partners. Everytime I post a picture of me in my underwear or half naked all them chicks like the pictures. They slid in my DMS too. Years after we stopped fukking around.

Super Facts: Fellas, you gotta fukk your girl occasionally. I'm not the dude who got away, I'm the dude who slides through real late and fukks her so good she calls out of work, and I'm out before the sun is up. I'm not disrespectful about it, but I really like to fukk girls. I love the kinky shyt man, it's exciting to let go and do what you feel. Girls like to dom too. Even the nicest girl wants to drive the car. Switch with your girl occasionally, and dominate her completely occasionally or she'll always be low key leaving the door open for a black blower outer.

Everybody wants to fukk sometimes.

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

I swear I cringe a little whenever I see "#dopepic" in Kevin Hart's IG post. Shyt jus sounds hella corny

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[I love Latina women]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Pazzy]

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Yo, you might be a pretty nikka if girls don't want to touch your hair or face while being intimate. LOL shyt happens to me all the time. It's hella funny to me. If we're fukking IDGAF if you mess my hair or skin up. Yes, I put hella time into both, but my girl has full access to my body and resources. Just don't mess up my Polo. That's disrespect.

I'm starting to dig wearing gold. I might get my ears pierced and rock gold earrings. I'm definitely buying another gold chain. I thought they'd be more expensive TBH. Anything under a G isn't a lot of money to me. Maybe I'm jaded.

 

[Pazzy]

 

[PortCityProphet]

So this chick I've been talking to invited me over to her crib. She sends me her address and I look at it and say hmmm she lives in the same area as this other girl im talking to
So as I'm driving I put it in the gps and look and I'm like dang this is real familiar...too familiar. She lives in the complex directly across the street from the other girl
How I have this issue in a city this damn spaced out with 2 girls I randomly meet?

 

[PortCityProphet]

Forgot to share this every time I see cac somewhere I get a little

 

[PortCityProphet]

Just dozed off at work and had a dream the Kendrick Lamar was at a counter baking muffins. I was gonna go up to him and tell him aye nikka make me a blueberry muffin but got distracted by the guy loudly beatboxing in the other part of the office

 

[MoroccanBoy]

I've cured my weed anxiety and paranoia

Now I can actually function when I'm high instead of becoming one with my car seat or my sofa lol. Feels good.

 

[LinusCaldwell]

UFC 219 preview @storyteller

UFC 219: Woman against Machine

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Inventory is wack.

I'm walking around with a fukkin broom until the #s come back