Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[SeveroDrgnfli]

These new nikkas need to cut my generation a check. The more I look into the music of my past the more I hear their roots. I will say the music they're emulating was fringe music in it's time. I remember it all because I was into the weird shyt. People forget about records like this because it came out in 1997. I remember this shyt vividly.

Songs About Jane is calling my name right now. I'm on my pretty moreno shyt again.

 

[ba'al]

 

[BigMan]

Bih give me those digits you know wha it is

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[86\*/98]

We have a neighbor that we call Jayceon Borne. He’s an ex-military martial artist breh and my lady saw his girl at the mailboxes and apparently he’s beating her ass. My girl asked her what happened and she broke down crying and hit her with the “he’s really a good guy” bullshyt.


My girl asked what are we going to do and I told her mind our fukking business. Sheeeeit, he’ll fukk around and end up abusing all tree of us.

I’ll be damned if I gotta shoot a nikka because we were getting in other people business. If his woman can go to the mailbox she can go the pig station.

I wish her well, but that’s that.

 

[Rev Leon Lonnie Love]

wish my hairline was still fuego. the things I could do with my hair now

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I think I have a Polo addiction. LOL I've embraced my basicness at this point in my life. I've done it all, now I'm just keeping it simple. I got some fresh Polo in the mail. I was going to get a haircut but it's cold, I'm not trying to impress anyone, and I don't see a point in getting a haircut when I'm out of product. I'm out of everything. Moisturizer, toner, grease, shine, and hold! It's a problem. I haven't shaved properly since I've been out of product either. I'm going to slowly transform. I'm going to shave and manscape today. I did hella laundry last night. Bought some new clothes.

I really want to get a spa treatment but I don't have anyone to go with. They always look at me weird if I go by myself. Why can't a young man enjoy a spa day by himself without it being weird?

I like cucumber water, hand massages, manicures, and facials. Swear when I'm on I'm getting a spa treatment every week. LMAO my best friend is a girl and she hates doing that kind of shyt. LOL I love it, what is the point of a having a female best friend if she doesn't go to the spa with me?

I haven't hit the weights in a month I think. Going to start doing that again too.

I remember I hit on this girl for two years. She rejected me like everyday for two years. One day she saw me outside of work all done up and she literally tried to rip the shirt off my body. HAHAHA, I can't wait to crush the building. These girls ain't ready. They probably think I can't get finer. I'm just waiting until all the lames rock all their new shyt. I'm going to rock my old shyt and break out the new shyt when everybody else has no new shyt left.

Trick to looking good is looking better than the people around you.

I try to help other dudes out but they think I'm arrogant, gay, or crazy. Brehs, I'm surrounded by women all the time. It's not an accident. Girls are simple to attract. Keeping a woman is the trick. That shyt is hard.

When I get my tattoos I think it'll open up a whole new world of girls to me. Girls tell me I should get tats and pierce my ears. I might get my ears pierced too. Definitely getting tatted though.

Anyway these dusty nikkas got till like February to stop being dirty. I've been coasting at 70% for a month or two. It's time to turn up.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Mo and imperfect some god damn thieves

It's my off day not yalls

:jalenpleasedobetter:

 

[Prynce]

These lil broke nikkas and lil broke bytches get on my nerves

I'm going on a vacation to smoke on a beach

 

[Prynce]

Just a few more days until I'm dipping OT

 

[Prynce]

I be riding with da stick

 

[86\*/98]

Why didn’t Y’all tell me cash cab was back?

Ben Bailey tried to leave and start a real acting career. I knew he’d be back though.

 

[Unknown Poster]

I'm getting stalked by fukking racists on twitter...





Like I ain' shook or nothing but shyt been getting weird lately.

@biscuitsandbangers you got the nerve to say I'm making that shyt up?
Like I'm getting kind of worried here...and you got the nerve to say I'm making shyt up?
very white of you.
Like id pose as Klan member on twitter....I'm here in PA with my family right now and I'm just concerned.

Now I'm thinking about if I need to buy a gun soon if this gets worse.

 

[Xerces]

@ the way they did Dre


" You know what would be better? If you looked into the pinwheel with your 3rd eye"

 

[BigMan]

Shawty said my coffee took long because it was made with love
I think I missed a Signal