Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[86\*/98]

bytch is getting really slick with the old jokes. She's the one that's been boosting me up to take all the vitamins and she had the nerve to buy this pill organizer like I'm a grampa.

 

[Bawon Samedi]

nikka i am pure Yankee
i'm in VA now and i would consider VA if i had a family to raise , idk about the rest of the south. Charlotte was cool the times i've been there. Florida Texasi still need to make that trip to ATL

You would have a heart attack in Tennessee seeing all those confederate flags like I did. Anyways ATL is not that country to me. Especially if you in the city around Atlantic Station.

 

[BigMan]

You would have a heart attack in Tennessee seeing all those confederate flags like I did. Anyways ATL is not that country to me. Especially if you in the city around Atlantic Station.

yeah i'm excited to go..will probably head down there next year

 

[N711oir]

 

[The M.I.C.]

We look for love, no time for tears, wasted water's all that is, and it don't make no flowers grow.

 

[The M.I.C.]

 

[BigMan]

at the same damn time

 

[Chubbs]

 

[ba'al]

 

[Mac Brown]

 

[Zero]

Evelyn Mulwray: She's my daughter.

[Gittes slaps Evelyn]

Jake Gittes: I said I want the truth!

Evelyn Mulwray: She's my sister...

[slap]

Evelyn Mulwray: She's my daughter...

[slap]

Evelyn Mulwray: My sister, my daughter.

[More slaps]

Jake Gittes: I said I want the truth!

Evelyn Mulwray: She's my sister AND my daughter!




Me:

 

[Pazzy]

My right leg really is swollen as in there's something wrong but I'm still gonna go to the gym next week anyway. Gonna guess it's from the in toeing. Too lazy to go to urgent care or the hospital. fukk if my legs broke, I'm gonna hop up on my good foot.

 

[Princess Coco]

Cold showers

 

[King Musa]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

See when you a goofy jokester as nikka such as myself, these work

:kobelol:


I highly advise you don't attempt these if you not known for being funny