Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I turned my phone off for like two weeks. I just turned it on and these people are still annoying. HAHAHA. I can't be fukking with these girls anymore. They're driving me crazy.

Between my mom and women, it's a competition of who I fight least. If I could give you all the love that I have, I probably would, and nobody could love you like that.

I'm emotionally unavailable and I'm a hustler. I've met women I love but i can't make a chick number 1 my life. It's not happening. #1 in my life is me and my ambition. I'm not going to change because every girl who complains about not seeing me loves being showered with gifts and the affection I show when I am around. I just can't be around all the time because I'm on a paper chase.

100 dollar manicures don't pay for themselves. Bouquets of seasonal flowers don't pay for themselves. New outfits don't pay for themselves. None of that shyt is cheap either. Anytime I'm not working I'm not making money and it bothers me a lot. I can't be chilling all day.

Every girl I've dated has said they love the benefits of dating me because I take care of my girls. Bills whatever, I got them, and it ain't a loan.

Money ain't falling from the sky and I don't have a trust fund.

My best advice to dudes who want to date is give girls your time. They want that more than the other shyt. Trust me. Be present. OR get your paper, but making money has a very high cost, and I don't a lot of dudes are built to live this life.

You can't trust anyone. You always have to be scheming and running numbers. Everybody wants something from you. You don't have friends. You have associates you do business with. You can shower people with money and gifts and they'll still complain.

shyt is crazy son. For real.

I be giving ya'll some game in this bytch. Soak it up brehs. This is wisdom speaking.

 

[SuperGrizzy]

I luhh u <3

Yo what was up with that message, breh?

 

[Chubbs]

@Chubbs I didn't see you comment on that Musa and Kavin beef.

You hear @King Musa track? nikka sounded like vintage Gucci on that shyt



My shirt off, my shirt off, I'm cooking with my shirt off

Tag me in the thread

 

[Chubbs]

I got a thing for women with dreads

 

[Hoodoo Child]

Whenever I hear women say oh "there aren't any good men around" I know damn well they're not talking about character. There are PLENTY of good men out here grinding, singlefathers busting they're ass for dey kids, older cats teaching and mentoring the younger folks,etc. So that "No good Man" excuse is deader than a bytch

Had to take my chain off for a second

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

@Fedmahn Kassad

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

Some days it's incredibly hard being me.....

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I completed my first video game a couple hours ago. LOL, it only took 27 years. It was pretty fun. I don't think there are many games like Dragon's Dogma because it's the only game I'm willing to put aside my distaste for playing video games for. The games I've seen played or have played are stupid to me, violent, or too difficult to get into. DD is hella fun. It took me years to finish the main story but I did it! I like that I play by myself but it doesn't feel like I'm alone in the game because the characters develop with the story. There are hella cuts to explore


Maybe it's time to relax and not take me too seriously. Or maybe being as I am propelled me to where I am. I think I'm turning back into a child. I'm allowing myself to enjoy shyt again. Trying to have some innocent fun.

Working the hours I do I can't have a social life as others do. I'm the guy who cooks the food when people go out. So I don't go out until after all ya'll are done going out. When I go to work it's dark as when I get off work. shyt is crazy. Nothing is open in my city when I'm off. There's a lot of shady shyt going on all the time so I keep to myself until I get home.


My best friend's schedule is completely different than mine so we rarely see one another.


When I lived alone for 7 months I hated coming home. I cannot live alone, although I enjoy being alone I do not like living alone. I get hella scared. I don't even know why.


Life is hella funny man. This is the second time I've been making decent money, but work so much I can't enjoy spending it.


This is the second time and I know I will enjoy saving money by being hood rich. I don't need a car, I don't need fancy clothes anymore, I'm single, and I'm more mature than I was the first time.


Shout out to coffee and baristas that let my lonely ass harass them while they make the only treat I get to have, it's also the only human interaction I have that isn't at work at this point.


I went from working in a kitchen with like 20 people in a store staffed with over 500 people. It was in the heart of the city. Now I work alone and I don't deal with any guests. I work in Uptown now which is kind of fancy. I used to work by the lake which is heart of the city I think. Everybody fukks with the lake. Uptown is basically Tech Bros, Asians, Indians, and hella police. The police station is a few blocks away.


It reminds me of Upper Piedmont because it's Oakland but it's a private few blocks where rich people pretend they're not in Oakland.


I don't know if that makes sense. It kind of sucks that my goals take me away from my people, even in a city like Oakland.


The first day I got hired I walked in and they were shocked a black man looking like me walked in. The bartender walked up to me pointed to me and yelled, "does anybody know this guy?" I said, "I'm your new cook."

People are shocked when they see me handling all the food there and they're even more shocked when they taste it and realize I understand the dish.

I kick it with security because they're black and the dude who makes my coffee is a young brother. One of the cats I work with is from the same hood as me. He doesn't remember me, but I remember him. Crazy how life works out like that. I've come so far from Richmond and I run into another Richmond nikka hella far out of Richmon. I'm proud of him.

I love this city so much. I love walking the streets at 2am when nobody is out. It's magical like no other city I've been to. When it's cracking here it's fukking cracking. Hella street festivals. I'd l might live here forever. I would not raise kids in this city though. It's too dangerous and too big. Low key has some of the best cheapest food in the bay. Food magazines praise this city for its cheap authentic ethnic foods.

This city has had my heart since I was like 8. I remember seeing it and telling my mom I'm going to live in Oakland. Everybody thought I was crazy..

Well twenty years later, bang! I don't say shyt I don't believe.

 

[letti cook]

why is it so difficult to drop trash habits that have clearly fukked up your well being and pick up ones that will clearly benefit you?

 

[Pazzy]

For real, next year I'm gonna petition to get an actual cat, the feline animal, to run for president of the United states with a dog as the vice president and the presidential cabinet full of animals with no humans

 

[Chubbs]

MAJOR KEY ALERT

 

[Buckeye Fever]

nikkaz that are infatuated with big asses will fukk ANYTHING with a big ass:


*nikka is shown video of a thick woman*



*woman turns around and it has a dikk*

"what the fukk???!!"

"She thick than a muhfukka tho"


"shyt, my name is Mr. dikk Her Down. I'll still hit that"

 

[Princess Coco]

My hair is back at the length to where it just in my face and always in the way, but I love it

 

[N711oir]

 

[Yinny]

I signed up to make collard greens for one of my Thanksgiving dinners