Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Judo]

Went to my first strip club. Wasn't too bad. The girls were p bad though. Only ones that had ass were the ones looking for dances, the ones on stage were scust for the most part. The music though, the music was tridddash. I asked one of them if they can make request or change the music, she looked at me like I was crazy

Had two dances from two thick ones and a lil extra from one of them Not dropping $250 for a blowjob though But I enjoyed myself

Had the best at my firs strip club and only paid 40 for two lap dances. Homie paid the way for me, dude is the coolest I have ever known.

Get titties in your face for free brehs.

 

[Dontay Flaco]

 

[N711oir]

 

[86\*/98]

My friend just got out and my girl and her friends are afraid of him.

He's the goofiest nikka, he just hasn't been around women for a while and his face is naturally on some shyt. So it was a bad combination for a first impression, but I totally understand why they were acting like there was a fox in the henhouse. I'll talk to him about the lust in his eyes if I decide to bring him around them again.


This nikka put me on Donald Glover's music and Nutella for God sakes.

 

[86\*/98]

I guess I got to check for them for real now. I thought it was just going to be the Decemba song.

 

[Chubbs]

 

[BigMan]

why yall nikkas all got the same avy

 

[Ribbs]

Had the best at my firs strip club and only paid 40 for two lap dances. Homie paid the way for me, dude is the coolest I have ever known.

Get titties in your face for free brehs.

It was my first time having titties on my beard (I've only recently started growing it out), it was sensational.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Going to the gym without headphones is like having sex with a condom. I forgot mine now I'm in this bih listening to some pop bullshyt.

 

[BigMan]

Going to the gym without headphones is like having sex with a condom. I forgot mine now I'm in this bih listening to some pop bullshyt.

my old gym used to play hip hop after a certain time
nikkas was getting lit and lifting weights at the same damn time

 

[BigMan]

Just caluclated my exact current debt and my projected debt

 

[GreenGhxst]

my old gym used to play hip hop after a certain time
nikkas was getting lit and lifting weights at the same damn time

We're stuck with Selena Gomez

 

[Dontay Flaco]

Classic

 

[Pazzy]

 

[jaguar paw]

I don’t know how people stay in relationships without passion.

Passion is the fukking life force.