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Bounced back with a fine ass native american chick. She's fine as fukk and she has face tats. She races road bikes. She's an Earth sign too. She asked me out tonight after we talked for like ten minutes. Every guy I know has tried to holler at her and she asked me out tonight. I didn't go because I don't drink. But I'm definitely going to pursue that. Her mom's name is Wanda. She has beautiful brown eyes and the blackest hair I've ever seen in my life. She's smart and fit as fukk, and we're the same age. I love her tattoos. She reminds me that I want face and neck tattoos. She has tribal tattoos. They aren't made to look cool. She comes from a line of warriors so her tattoos are the traditional markings of warriors in her culture.

I feel bad for nikkas. I'm getting addicted to weight lifting. My waist has gotten smaller, my body fat has decreased, and I put 6 pounds of muscle. I weigh 151 but I feel like I weigh 165 because it's muscle. I'm actually filling out my shirts in the sleeves and chest area. People make fun of me because I'm obsessed with my looks and being healthy. Well fellas, you could pull baddies too if you invested in your health and looks. I am UGLY BROKE AND BORING. But I'm exceptionally healthy and beautiful. Girls tell me my skin is the softest skin they've touched. They tell me I always smell good, and they've never met a straight man who puts as much time into his hair and skin as I do. Brehs go get a manny peddy spa treatment with your girl.

it cost me about a hundred and some change but it's worth it. My nails are perfect. My hair is perfect. My skin is perfect. My teeth are hella white. I'm well proportioned and highly skilled. That's why girls like me. I am BF material. Girls ask me out I don't need to ask girls out anymore. the only girl I ask out is @Prima Donna because that's bae. I will excuse a girl from our date if she wants to step in.

Every ugly nikka like myself has their Beyonce. Donna is my B. She's so beautiful and elusive. Thing is I'm going to be successful at some fly shyt and I'm fly every second of every day. I don't dream. I make it happen. Word to all the award winning eateries I've worked at. I've worked at 3 of the best spots in the East Bay cooking food and they got the awards to prove it. In 3 years I'll be running one of the best kitchens in California. Mark my fukking words. Napa and New Orleans will be my playgrounds.
 

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Bounced back with a fine ass native american chick. She's fine as fukk and she has face tats. She races road bikes. She's an Earth sign too. She asked me out tonight after we talked for like ten minutes. Every guy I know has tried to holler at her and she asked me out tonight. I didn't go because I don't drink. But I'm definitely going to pursue that. Her mom's name is Wanda. She has beautiful brown eyes and the blackest hair I've ever seen in my life. She's smart and fit as fukk, and we're the same age. I love her tattoos. She reminds me that I want face and neck tattoos. She has tribal tattoos. They aren't made to look cool. She comes from a line of warriors so her tattoos are the traditional markings of warriors in her culture.

I feel bad for nikkas. I'm getting addicted to weight lifting. My waist has gotten smaller, my body fat has decreased, and I put 6 pounds of muscle. I weigh 151 but I feel like I weigh 165 because it's muscle. I'm actually filling out my shirts in the sleeves and chest area. People make fun of me because I'm obsessed with my looks and being healthy. Well fellas, you could pull baddies too if you invested in your health and looks. I am UGLY BROKE AND BORING. But I'm exceptionally healthy and beautiful. Girls tell me my skin is the softest skin they've touched. They tell me I always smell good, and they've never met a straight man who puts as much time into his hair and skin as I do. Brehs go get a manny peddy spa treatment with your girl.

it cost me about a hundred and some change but it's worth it. My nails are perfect. My hair is perfect. My skin is perfect. My teeth are hella white. I'm well proportioned and highly skilled. That's why girls like me. I am BF material. Girls ask me out I don't need to ask girls out anymore. the only girl I ask out is @Prima Donna because that's bae. I will excuse a girl from our date if she wants to step in.

Every ugly nikka like myself has their Beyonce. Donna is my B. She's so beautiful and elusive.
Thing is I'm going to be successful at some fly shyt and I'm fly every second of every day. I don't dream. I make it happen. Word to all the award winning eateries I've worked at. I've worked at 3 of the best spots in the East Bay cooking food and they got the awards to prove it. In 3 years I'll be running one of the best kitchens in California. Mark my fukking words. Napa and New Orleans will be my playgrounds.
So sweet.:hug:
 

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Copped the collectors edition yesterday. Should be here by Friday but yeah this goofy ass song doesn't sound like it belongs in the game. It sounds like a throwaway from sonic adventure.
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I already did. Haven't played it yet. I bought it out of nostalgic purposes for my love of the old Sonic games.
You about to have a good time
 

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Bounced back with a fine ass native american chick. She's fine as fukk and she has face tats. She races road bikes. She's an Earth sign too. She asked me out tonight after we talked for like ten minutes. Every guy I know has tried to holler at her and she asked me out tonight. I didn't go because I don't drink. But I'm definitely going to pursue that. Her mom's name is Wanda. She has beautiful brown eyes and the blackest hair I've ever seen in my life. She's smart and fit as fukk, and we're the same age. I love her tattoos. She reminds me that I want face and neck tattoos. She has tribal tattoos. They aren't made to look cool. She comes from a line of warriors so her tattoos are the traditional markings of warriors in her culture.

I feel bad for nikkas. I'm getting addicted to weight lifting. My waist has gotten smaller, my body fat has decreased, and I put 6 pounds of muscle. I weigh 151 but I feel like I weigh 165 because it's muscle. I'm actually filling out my shirts in the sleeves and chest area. People make fun of me because I'm obsessed with my looks and being healthy. Well fellas, you could pull baddies too if you invested in your health and looks. I am UGLY BROKE AND BORING. But I'm exceptionally healthy and beautiful. Girls tell me my skin is the softest skin they've touched. They tell me I always smell good, and they've never met a straight man who puts as much time into his hair and skin as I do. Brehs go get a manny peddy spa treatment with your girl.

it cost me about a hundred and some change but it's worth it. My nails are perfect. My hair is perfect. My skin is perfect. My teeth are hella white. I'm well proportioned and highly skilled. That's why girls like me. I am BF material. Girls ask me out I don't need to ask girls out anymore.

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why are your posts about these women that come into your life longer than the time they actually spend in your life?
 

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Said little bytch, you can't fukk with me If you wanted to
These expensive, these is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes
Hit the store, I can get them both I don't wanna choose
And I'm quick, cut a nikka off So don't get comfortable Look,
I don't dance now I make money moves
Say I don't gotta dance I make money move
If I see you and I don't speak That means I don't fukk with you
I'm a boss, you a worker bytch I make bloody moves

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