The hood houses the biggest male c00ns 
Case and point :
My best friend happens to be nonblack (racially ambiguous looking) but she rocks weave and eyelashes like everyone else. So its hard to tell her race when looking at her.
Its this c00n ass nikka that likes her from my old neighborhood and he breaks us off with free weed and shyt. So one night this nikka gon say some "u know black girls kill to have long hair and eyelashes like urs"
We both look at each other like
and start bussin up laughing at his face, take the weed and pull off 
My bestie was legit puzzled cus she never met a black male c00n b4
Case and point :
My best friend happens to be nonblack (racially ambiguous looking) but she rocks weave and eyelashes like everyone else. So its hard to tell her race when looking at her.
Its this c00n ass nikka that likes her from my old neighborhood and he breaks us off with free weed and shyt. So one night this nikka gon say some "u know black girls kill to have long hair and eyelashes like urs"
We both look at each other like
and start bussin up laughing at his face, take the weed and pull off My bestie was legit puzzled cus she never met a black male c00n b4
Stop snitching.
Don't know her like that. She got kids?
I like my food fresh. I don't take from another man's fridge. I'm sure she has awesome, single, childless friends though
