Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[ill_will82]

or simply find someone without children.

I love being by myself but occasionally you miss having someone there. I know for a fact I couldn't be with someone who has a kid... I hate to say it but I'm too selfish for all that.

I should have said this as well. I don't know if it's my stubbornness to settle in my belief on this or what, but I don't want to deal with women who has kids. To me, it's just too many variables/issues to look at. Also, I'm not a kid person myself.

 

[Aphrodite]

 

[ill_will82]

I want a vanilla milkshake.

I like anything chocolate.

 

[DarrynCobretti]

When you realize the pregame about to consist of tacos and coronas

 

[Pazzy]

 

[Zero]

I'm back

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Aphrodite]

Just saw a porn on my dash (Tumblr) of a guy doing backshots on a chick and the title says "When you finally get a hold of your homeboii ex"

But bros over hoes right?

 

[Aphrodite]

When you realize the pregame about to consist of tacos and coronas

I'm making carne asada steak tacos again. My cousins came over and loved them and begged me to make them again.

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I got a gig on Sunday.

 

[Dreamzeedream]

I be tripping sometime

 

[Black Cobain]

I spent the good part of 20 minutes showing a white guy how to dress properly

Ask me anything

 

[Stir Fry]

My wife found our yearbook pics from 1997

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

My wife found our yearbook pics from 1997

You could have at least act like you gave a shyt

 

[Stir Fry]

You could have at least act like you gave a shyt

There's a 100% chance that i was higher than giraffe p*ssy in this pic