Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Aphrodite]

It's okay, I still accept you. I'll just have to find a new person who is truly tall to call them giant

Lmao please.

 

[全能の神]

 

[TheLostOnes]

I seriously hate everyone

No you don't

Lmao please do.

Don't worry, I shall now call you, "The Not so Tall One"

 

[The M.I.C.]

My favorite crab

The bull got me by it's horns

I seriously hate everyone

What's wrong?

 

[Mac Brown]

I seriously hate everyone

I'll fly you down here and give you a big hug.......... then put you in a headlock to toughen you up.

 

[Critical Distance]

Lol I got my height checked and I am 5 ft 11. I'm a little disappointed. I thought I was way taller.

finally you can stop living a lie.

 

[BigMan]

Am I the only one who rolls their eyes at the "black women is god" people? Don't get me wrong, black women are beautiful but some people go overboard with the pro-black conscious shyt. Go ahead and call me a c00n.

All zygotes are female
So men comes from women (not the other way like the Bible says)

So if we are made in His image, he must be She as women come first


Seen?

 

[King Musa]

.........

 

[BigMan]

We also have nipples which are useless as men

dikks are big clit

So unu bowcat man dem sus

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

That Jamaican accent though.....

I may have found Zaddy!

 

[Mojo Jojo Morpheus]

What kinda high-speed, turbo-thot sells p*ssy but refuses to use condoms??!!??

 

[l3lackstarr]

This is one of those songs I have to be careful with when I listen to it. Don't want to slip up and listen if its bad times and fukk the song up

 

[全能の神]

 

[The M.I.C.]

It was 94 degrees today and I was talking to this gorgeous young lady who was wearing this really tight dress at my uncle's house.

You could see the thong lines and everything, shyt was ridiculous cause you can see she was sweating a lil bit.. At first I was aroused but then I started thinking.."This woman been walking around with a string up her ass in 90+ plus degree heat most of the day.. She got sweaty ass cheeks..."

Next thing you know she calls me out cause I'm inadvertently making a in her face for her imaginary lack of hygiene.

 

[Aphrodite]

Aww you missed me?