Essential The Locker Room's Random Thoughts

[Cat Lady ☆]

When your short friend tries to get at you by saying that you're too tall to wear heels.

Honey, I'm 5ft6. " Too tall to wear heels " where ?
And there's nothing wrong with wanting to be closer to the stars and further from hell.

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[Prynce]

im out my feelings

 

[Boujee Bonita Braxton]

I always grocery shop at my Mommy's house when she's out of town.

Picked up some toilet paper, paper towels, bottled waters, trash bags, and a couple of packs of meat.

 

[HabitualChiller]

How's it feel to be in the receiving end of a roast session?

 

[Dwolf]

And the context of the pm was him apologizing for dapping posts bashing me in Judgejoe's thread, then said he wished he could cum down my throat. I told him he was nasty, then he kept going and I said "HYPOTHETICALLY" I would rather have a cumshot on my a$$hole. Not down my throat or on my face. He was asking for titty pics and videos too.

YOU LITERALLY STARTED ALL OF THIS!! AND TRYNA PLAY THE VICTIM.

WE STARTED PM'ING EACH OTHER BECAUSE YOU MADE SOME JOKE THE FIRST TIME WE MET!!

YOU ARE THE REASON WHY I'M IN THIS DUMBASS THREAD TYPING IN ALL CAPS!!

Yall nikkas refuse just to keep shyt to yourselves

 

[Aphrodite]

And this is the truth.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Cat Lady ☆]

What the hell is going on here?

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[The BasedFather]

The word vibe is so corny now.

 

[全能の神]

That explains some things

 

[HabitualChiller]

How's everyone doing so far?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

So im leaving the grocery store
And intentionally walked a different path from this cracka bytch walking next to me

So Im getting to my truck
And this bytch car was near mine

This hoe hit the lock button twice
To make her shyt honk
As if I was about to steal her shyt

I walked past got in my truck

This hoe was driving a fukking Mercury

A fukking Mercury

bytch I didn't even know they still made those

Bum ass cracka
And the bytch did this shyt in broad daylight in a crowded parking lot
As if she was in fear like we it was 3 am on a back street

Gah Damm I hate honkys

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I'm tipping my hat off to ya baby
'cause you're so fine, blow my mind
I put in the time
Everybody knows you can't let the pretty one past ya by
Without sayin' hi

I'm so gone over you
Yes it's true
Baby do what ya you do
My nose is open so wide
Looking at you such a pretty sight
My heart on my sleeve
And this is how it sounds to meeeeeeee

Music make the world go round
Where it goes
Ya' just don't know
My heart is like a marching band
I'm a fan in the stands
Yes I am and I'm hollerin' hey baby
Saying hey baby

 

[HabitualChiller]

Why's the Thread so quiet?

 

[ill_will82]

Why's the Thread so quiet?

Are you serious? like really...